The Enlightened Choice

Day 1,079, 18:56 Published in South Korea United Arab Emirates by Mark Wahlberg

Citizens of Korea,

The presidential elections have arrived. In just two days, you will have the chance to cast your vote for the candidate you believe will give this country the greatest chance to thrive. In this election, you have to make a choice. It shouldn’t be viewed as a difficult choice.
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The current president, Grease, is well-known in Korea for being horribly non-transparent. In fact, the little we know about Grease’s agenda is that he is actively pursuing a closer relationship with Romania and EDEN, putting South Korea in danger of PTO, or worse: being absorbed into the immoral cesspit that is a super-alliance.

Because the only thing we know less about than what Grease is doing is what the Romanians want with South Korea, a tiny nation with little strategic benefit in any war. Grease is effectively alienating us from the countries that have been the most help over the years: Germany and Russia to name a couple. The MPP with Romania has indeed put us on the wrong side of the fence.

If we want to get back on the right track, we can’t vote for a dictator to get his third term in office. We need to elect Sirius Padfoot Black. With Sirius at the wheel, we’ll restore old friendships and build new ones. We won’t align ourselves with a super-alliance; we are not pawns.

Because why wouldn’t you vote for a man who was hand-picked by the Sun King to carry on his teachings? Sirius Padfoot Black is that man.

Vote for Transparency.
Vote for Independence.
Vote for the Sun.
Vote for Sirius.

Remember, remember the fifth of November.

Mark Wahlberg
Citizen