The Economist ~ The threat isn't over yet...
Day 778, 14:27
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Dear Friends,
I'd like to start this article with a brief summary of recent events...
Yesterday:
one of millions of angry Poles intent on invading our Country
Cadbury's Factories announce major closures
Poland is reputably now gunning for Bavaria's famous cake.
Watch out Switzerland, you'll be next!
This is a response to Polish attempts to disguise their utter failure.
As many citizens will have noticed, our brave UK armed forces overcame Poland last night in Belgium. Polish babies, gorged on chocolate from the famous chocolate mines of Belgium, are reputed to have staggered off in the direction of Walloon as Spanish troops slowly took hard-earned land from their infantile cousins.
Latest studies by financial experts have shown that Poland's average tax income per day per person is roughly 0.002G. This is not propaganda. I just find it funny that they are struggling under the weight of 40000 useless citizens, and only have 6k citizens with decent health. In fact today they actually made negative money from all their babies joining, taking treasury funds and then dying[/]. Get better healthcare!
However the threat is not over! However comical it is to be attacked by a horde of children, the Spanish and Americans are a little more dangerous to us. Thus I must re-iterate all of the points made by our various generals, citizens and our new President Dishmcds.
1. Move to London
2. Arm yourselves
3. Gather what gold you can
4. If possible Join the Navy for free guns, tickets and organisation.
Dear Friends,
I'd like to start this article with a brief summary of recent events...
Yesterday:
one of millions of angry Poles intent on invading our Country
Cadbury's Factories announce major closures
Poland is reputably now gunning for Bavaria's famous cake.
Watch out Switzerland, you'll be next!
This is a response to Polish attempts to disguise their utter failure.
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As many citizens will have noticed, our brave UK armed forces overcame Poland last night in Belgium. Polish babies, gorged on chocolate from the famous chocolate mines of Belgium, are reputed to have staggered off in the direction of Walloon as Spanish troops slowly took hard-earned land from their infantile cousins.
Latest studies by financial experts have shown that Poland's average tax income per day per person is roughly 0.002G. This is not propaganda. I just find it funny that they are struggling under the weight of 40000 useless citizens, and only have 6k citizens with decent health. In fact today they actually made negative money from all their babies joining, taking treasury funds and then dying[/]. Get better healthcare!
However the threat is not over! However comical it is to be attacked by a horde of children, the Spanish and Americans are a little more dangerous to us. Thus I must re-iterate all of the points made by our various generals, citizens and our new President Dishmcds.
1. Move to London
2. Arm yourselves
3. Gather what gold you can
4. If possible Join the Navy for free guns, tickets and organisation.
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Join the Navy! Our country is in danger!
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Go eUK. And go to bed Polish babies it's past your bed time 🙂
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Join the Navy! Our country is in danger!
The Navy will help you put your damage to good use! 🙂
Join the Navy. It's YOUR duty!
Ninth! WOOT
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Good work!
Yet one must wonder what Spain's planning with the newly acquired territories.
Scaremonger! Scaremonger! Snake! Snake!
Join the navy!
So how about we get Spain and Poland to kick the shit out of each other, creating a balance of power so neither one can attack us? A sort of balance of power. It worked for Britain for several centuries in RL.
We stand ready to eat polish babies.
dismissing the Polish threat is stupid, you know they were powerful and stronger than you before they even had a baby boom, now suddenly since they have 30,000 more citizens they become less dangerous?
British logic fail is fail
Navy \o/
Cecil, this isn't RL, and EDEN is united in hate for you back stabbing red coats.
Then I'm confused by the fact that regions that Poland took are now Spanish. Did Poland give them willingly?
Yup, it was tactical, to prevent being blocked 😉
Damn, I thought they were properly fighting each other.
Voted,and congratz for MM Ian Keers.
You have been a great poeple,however,I am disappointed with you,and whole UK too🙁🙁:
Check this:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/my-last-report-from-e-france-requiem-for-a-country-1129801/1/20" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/my-l[..]/1/20
hahaha
XD. But I think only the territories bordering enemy countries should be evacuated. If they take those, then yeah, EVERYONE MOVE THE HELL TO LONDON
Be ready! Join now!
what exaclty does vote do?