The Economist ~ the Road to Recovery

Day 848, 11:53 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Spite313


Dear friends,

I come to you with part two of my economic recovery plan. The more astute of you will have noticed that today is the first day where hospitals are only capable of healing battle damage, not normal health loss through working or not eating food. This is a coincidence, though from an economics perspective a happy one.

You will notice that though the price of Q1 food has dropped to £0.15 the price of Q2 food has risen to £0.50. Of course I anticipated this happening eventually, hence why we have a whole bunch of Q2 food companies idle and ready to open. However, if I were you (consumer) I would buy up 5-6 days worth of food now whilst you can, because prices are under a lot of pressure from increased demand. If you’re a Q1 food owner, try to upgrade, because Q1 does not cover working and training any longer.

Also expect gifts to face pressure globally because of this. Prices have risen by a fifth on average today alone. If you want to buy some gifts, do it now!



Onto the main body of the plan

To prevent excessive speculation, we are not going to elaborate too much on our plans. However there will be government stimulus applied to crucial markets over the next few days. This is a scheme designed to match public expenditure- so we need you to dig into pockets for guns and so on as well. Buy five Q1 guns today and fight where this tells you. Why do this you might ask? The government will be acting to maintain low prices, so you will be getting a bargain. In addition your spending will decrease the gap between total produced goods and total consumed goods.

(S + P) - C = Yd
(stockpiled goods + produced goods) - consumed goods = upward pressure on prices

Very simple erep formula here: If the number on the right is high then prices will not face pressure to change. As it moves towards 0 prices will begin to rise. Right now our consumption is below our production, and so each day the ‘stockpiled’ goods section rises. However, if C>P then companies will be profiting and will put that money back into wages.

Why companies should raise wages as soon as they make a profit

If your company makes a profit, now is the time to invest in future cashflow by increasing wages. Make wages as high as possible and message workers explaining that by spending their increased wages each day they will create higher wages for everyone. Believe me this is the best way out of this trap. The government can only support you so much.



Ministry of Profit

The Ministry of Profit will also be involved in this plan. Its main role will be to provide an export tunnel for our goods, which will soon be the cheapest in the world. Those goods are stockpiled in huge quantities, and batch sales of 100 - 1000 will be standard internationally. To buy goods directly from the Ministry of Profit, contact Jamesw.

A secondary role of the Ministry will be to promote investment in companies. If you’re a company owner and you want to expand but don’t have the capital, consider taking a loan from the government. We have very fair levels of interest and our loans are professionally contracted and backed by the biggest investment bank in the UK (obviously). You can take a loan of any size, provided your securable assets are great enough, and your request is approved by the bank of England. Remember, higher-Q companies make more profits, so you will be able to pay the interest on the loan easily.

To apply for a loan, contact the UK Commercial bank




Why not to hoard gold

The changes for V2 will be comprehensive and far-reaching, but I severely doubt they will bend the basic laws of erepnomics. One of these principles is that when hundreds of people open companies in Q1 and Q2 at once in one market sector then we end up with overproduction. Do you really want a situation where we’re all running crappy unprofitable tank companies because we saved our gold? It’s pointless.

Ordinary citizens should either sell their gold and use the GBP to buy products such as guns and food, or invest the gold by buying an existing company. Do not start a new company. New companies are wasted gold. Buy an old one, and make it work. Just whatever you do, don’t just sit on the gold, because hoarding is what causes recessions.



As you may have noticed there are currently a number of tax proposals going through parliament. Ultimately we will be dropping taxes to 20% income. The purpose of this is to stimulate spending. If spending rises sufficiently, we will look at further cuts in future. So it’s in your best interest to spend the extra income each day.

This program will last for many weeks, and the results will not be apparent immediately. Follow advice from the government, and we should survive this crisis and come out even stronger than before. Please subscribe to this newspaper for future updates.

Finally I’d like to apologise for the rushed tone of this article- as you can imagine we’re quite busy now!

Keep confident, trust your government and spend money!

Iain Keers
Minister of Economics