The Economist ~ Dioism in the UK
Day 822, 19:01
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Spite313
Find God Today!
Here he is!
Many of you are young and not wise in the ways of Dio. I myself was born long after the glory days of /v/akistan, and only briefly saw the unveiled awesome of Dio’s holy army. However since those days I have grown more interested and involved in not only our undisputed God Emperor, but the principle that lies behind the religion founded by his followers.
Sand
Sand is the basis of Dioism, and indeed the basis of our world. In the beginning, Dio was born from the sand of eternity, and from the sand he crafted everything in the world. The Pakistani’s were the first born and they were created from fine golden sand. They followed Dio in brotherhood and love for their creator. The principle of sand is that all followers of Dio hold him to be their leader and hold their brethren to be equals. All must work together for the advancement of Dioism- after all everyone is born from sand and material wealth is only useful for making the game more fun, it’s not much use for anything else. And unless you get fun from moving raw materials into a company and selling it for a few petty pounds you’re better off being a Dioist than sitting on a pile of gold.
The first Pakistani’s are born from the sand
Swedes and Spaniards
In time the perfect world of /v/akistan was disrupted by corrupted by their children. The Spaniards were descendents of Dio who became corrupted by pig-disgusting capitalists. They embraced corruption and greed and forgot their roots. In time they created Snow, which is the great enemy of sand and good things everywhere. From the Snow came the Swedes, corrupted Spaniards with cold eyes and cold hearts. They embraced pigdisgusting capitalist ways and became the great enemy of /v/akistan and Dioists everywhere
A capitalist wallows in stolen money
Dioism today
Dioism today is much the same as it was when it was founded. Its purpose is to worship Dio, give leadership to a world wracked by idiots and provide the principles of friendship, peace and tolerance to others. Being a Dioist isn’t a religious position, it dictates how you play the whole damn game. With your help, Dioism will rise from the darkness and the holy Empire of /v/akistan will rise again. Not as a single nation but as many. The sand of Pakistan will fill the halls of government and spill out into the streets. There will be guns for all and we will annihilate the pig disgusting menace and bring peace to the world.
The Dioist Church in the United Kingdom
Dioism, being made of the pure sand of Pakistan, has no overt organisation. AgentChieftain, as President of Holy Pakistan, is the temporal leader of Dioists everywhere. However as Dioism is expanding so fast it would be pretty sexy to have a membership list. So if you are a Dioist in the UK and want to join us in recreating the glory that was:
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Comments
\o/
I can into Church of Dio \o/
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I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT.
BOB BOBLO CONTROLS ME NO LONGER WITH HIS MIND CONTROL DRUG SPAM.
TRUE DIOISTS WILL BURN DOWN HIS FACTORY OF EVIL
glados has gone back to Dio...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/profile/1000701" target="_blank">http://www.erepublik.com/en/citizen/prof[..]00701
>😉ioism
>membership list
:/
>st krems
>trying to be cool
You are not a UK citizen, be gone with you.
My :/ is valid despite your attempts to make me feel bad about myself.
Iain Keers is a follower of Dio? \o/
Diomaxxx
I really like your articles. <3
In Dio we trust.
Long live the snow, may its pure whiteness bring forth the annoying gritty feeling of sand. Viva Capitalism and all it's glory. Rule Britannia, Britain will never ever be slaves!
As a Dioist and a Paki i support of this :3
There is a pigdisgusting quality to some of these comments
BOBLOISM!
BOBLO FIST
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WOLDYISM!
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Lol.
I remember when dioism was still cool 🙁
there exists a hungarian offspring of Dioism too, wich is called Djozikeism 😃
blessings!
dioism sucks
😉