The Dream Team
Sir Digby Chicken-Caesar
UPDATE: Please also vote this and this, thank you. o/
After long negotiations and discussions I'm pleased to announce my cabinet running in this election.
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Minister of Everything
Minister of Peace
Minister of Love
Minister of Plenty
Minister of Truth
Minister of Silly Walks
Minister of Swede Affairs
Minister of Everything
For this ministry, I decided that Mr. JvB was best qualified for this role, leading the ministry in the previous term to great success. With this, of course, we are both confident that there will be MAOR LIONZ and a super-efficient fast tracking for any ministerial affairs.
Minister of Peace
I decided to give this position to Mr. Asher Di Immortales. With my government I wish to encourage as many people become a part of it as possible, and I feel that bringing in new experience to the foundations of the government itself can only benefit us. I hope that MiniPax will be able to achieve great things.
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Minister of Love
Mr. Mahmoud Ibn Abdullah stood out as the candidate for MiniLuv with his experience for the job. I hope that good relations can be built with the people of the eUK in this term and I feel that Mahmoud is the best person for the job.
Minister of Truth
I feel absolutely secure in the capability of Mr. Woldy for MiniTrue. His experience and friendliness are ideal for our ministries to be able to work efficiently and communicate with the people.
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Ministry of Plenty
Mr. Bowen199 stood out as the best candidate for this ministry following my first hand experience of his competence in such important matters. MiniPlenty will have a tough job this month, but I feel confident in Bowen's ability to steer us through any difficult times.
Ministry of Silly Walks
The MoSW will have a lot more targets this month, and with a promised increase in funding and Mr. Horice P Fossil I look forward to working closely and observing its progress. The MoSW will be, more than anything, an experimental ministry - yet I am very hopeful for success and I believe that with Horice as minister, great things can be achieved.
Ministry of Swede Affairs
The MoSA (not to be confused with the MoSW) will be established to deal with the now present problem of Swede relations. Following public discontent, I feel that establishing a ministry and giving Ms. Anaxima the duty of dealing with the pig digusting nation of Sweden, we can reduce immigration and the effects on our society.
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With my new squeaky-clean cabinet alongside me I am now fully determined for election success and being able to really change the eUK.
Betterness for everyone...ness.
I hope to be able to set into action my great new agenda to make the eUK better for everyone and - most importantly - fun. We need fun, it's why we play the game. And yet how many of you can truly say you have the pleasure of having it?
With my leadership and ideas, the great work of the ministries and your support, I can transform the eUK for the good of everyone.
Because I'm nice like that.
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-Digby
Comments
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mac power ftw o/
Hmm
Mandatory Newspeak classes shall be instituted as soon as Big B- I mean Sir Chicken-Caesar- becomes our new great leader.
Voted!
Voted!!
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Do you have a silly walk and would like to obtain a Government grant to help you develop it ?
Then Vote Digby the only candidate confronting the eUKs silly walk shortage !
Horice 🙂
FOR FAR TOO LONG FUN AND GENERAL SILLYNESS HAVE BEEN UNDEMOCRATICALLY KEPT OFF THE BALLOTS BY A CABAL OF SOMETHING OR OTHERS.
Or perhaps it has been done democratically.
I do not know.
Think Different.
MAC POWER!o/
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Voted \m/
With our long-term allies Eastasia we shall continue the advances into Eurasian territory! English Socialism shall prevail over the evils of New Bolshevism.
voted!
Digby seems like a good choice. I'm not some kind of racist, after all.
Voted o/
revolution!rebellion!anarchy!
VCS done!! 😃
good luck for your presidential campaign 😉
minister of everithing?
voted from greece
Mac will prevail
ZDRUG WAS HERE
'twas only an 'opeless fancy, brief as an 'ipril dye...
a joke from a joke party... how original
Can I apply to be underminister of spin for the minister of truth? 😛
Do you honestly think anybody from this supposed Shitty Computer Based Party Takeover Will Vote For You... Mac Panther For The Lose..
ARE YOU A RACIST?
NO?
THEN VOTE FOR DIGBY.