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The Dark Side of Cheese

Day 950, 18:19 • Published in USA USA

• by n4n0

Cheese. Is it really the best thing on earth, or are we horribly wrong. Did you know that 12/3 people who eat cheese will choke on it? Well now you know. Ever since we invented it, it's been plotting, waiting, watching. Can it be trusted? No. All cheese wants is world domination.

If you see someone eating cheese, take it from them and burn it. Fire is cheese's only weakness. Burn all of the cheese you see. Hopefully my message will get out before cheese realizes what I've started. No cheese can be trusted. Spread the word; cheese is evil.