The Corncob Pipe Edition: I Have Returned

Day 888, 18:49 • Published in South Africa Israel • by Amun Nefer

Hello eSaffas, Brasilians, PTOers and our esteemed US visitors. After two months of being away I have returned to the Homeland. 🙂 So hi everyone! 😃

I have found that the rest of the e-world is filled with interesting people with great ideas and opinions, and all; however they all seem to be very dry and completely lacking in Phuza. As a result I have found it pertinent to return home to the New Fourth South African Republic (which I hope won't require a fifth >.&gt😉.



My experiences abroad were interesting to say the least. I first went to the ePhilippines where I attempted to help. After finding their government to be not only very disagreeable and downright rude, but also completely unschooled in the art of ATOing (they destroyed Palawan and half their congress to stop a few Servs), I decided to mess around with them until I left. Undoubtedly some of them will leave rude comments.



I am coming from the Republic of eSingapore where the major players and I have had a falling out. A great deal of name-calling has occurred, logs of which are available by request (send me a pm for proof), and my companions and I have decided to leave for better shores. Even though they have been trolling a great deal, I do expect the citizens of eSing, being a better sort than the eFilipinos, to not troll here.

I want to get reacquainted with everyone and get to work helping rebuild the country. I have already picked my old party, the Independent Alternative as my party and am planning to run for Party President this month. I will publish a platform after the Country President Elections. I was also contemplating a CP run in June, but since I wish zamrg to receive recognition for his tireless work in eSouth Africa, I might move it to August instead. :3



I am bringing with me three people. One is Dimatrios, an Israeli tank and comic artist. Another is Nolan Pitler who has LOADS of political experience and who works well with others. Last, but most important is the beautiful Judean Princess who is my eFiancée. I feel that her knowledge and experience will be a wonderful addition to our great country and that she will become an important member in our society. I hope you will treat each of them with the same respect you would treat me... Well, maybe more, just be nice to them. 😛

Why did I leave? Well two real reasons I left. A, the channer thing got kind of old and played out. B, I just got really bored and tired of the game. I would have quit had Judean not reinvigorated my interest in the game and brought me back. So if you are happy to see me again, be sure to thank her. 😛

I would like to apologise though for leaving when I could have been most useful, during the Reclamation. I know eSouth Africa needed all the help it could get, but I just wasn't able to give anymore. I had lost a substantial investment in both time and gold (about 400 or so) and felt cynical about the whole thing. I thought eSA was going to once again just be occupied territory and there wasn't jack that could be done about it. I am incredibly happy that I was wrong. I hope I can make up for not having been here, over time.



So anyway people I am back, I am eager to help, and I'm ready to start serving the Republic and the people of eSouth Africa once more! 😃



As well:

Congratulations are in order for Minister of Security Mulderpf as well who managed to organise one of the most successful Anti-TO's in the history of eSouth Africa. I am very saddened to report though that this tireless civil servant was somehow denied a seat in Congress. I would like to see Mulder back in Congress next month. I remember working with him in Congress. He was active, intelligent, hardworking, and an all around good congressman. His not being in this month's congress is a bad joke that I hope won't reappear next month. Thanks to him though eSouth Africa is safe for another month and the Brasilian PTO failed worse than a bobbySAURON joke. So take a rest mate, you've earned it!

Congrats to all of those who won in the congressional elections! Especially to Krimpiekat, you earned it 😛 And congrats to freshman congressman Zartemax, a newly arrived hardworking member of the Freedom Alliance. I have seen this man's work and I know that he will an asset to our congress. 🙂

Thank you 🙂