The Clearing of Intentions
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by Dick Butkus
With a sad heart, it is my duty to report the untimely demise of our dear Kim Jong Rad. Mr Rad was viciously gunned down this morning while jazzercizing at his home in Beijing by heartless Admin greasemen. In the coming shadow of presidential elections and the growing popularity of Kim Jong Rad, it is only too clear as to the overall intentions of the Admins and their feelings towards members of the amazing Juche Box party, Glorious Leader, and the Goon race as a whole - they want us gone and will lean too hard to the whims of our detractors. ENOUGH!
As Mr Rad's reluctant successor, I must humbly plea to the Admins to undo this injustice and free him from the surly bonds of death. Resurrect Kim Jong Rad! Inaction in this matter will be considered an admission of guilt as to my claims of racial and political bias.
Even worse, a new threat looms:
West Korea has recently seen a few high-level fighters come into the country with questionable intentions. Who is paying for these mercenaries?
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Glorious Leader's deciples have been known to rise from the dead, ask Phaedrus Lidox.
I had heard he was found in his closet suffering from a truly astonishing amount of Red Rocket exhaustion.
I returned from secret operations in Lesser Korea as soon as I heard the news! This is a tragedy and the gypsies who committed this crime will surely suffer.
That took long enough.
To be honest, I am kind of sad by this turn of events. In my opinion, after Snayke he was the second most compentent person back when the T.O. Idonesians were here.
Though I will always disagree with his crude attempt to grab power, I will respect him for the person he was before.
United forever in friendship and labour,
Our Glorious Leader will ever endure.
The great West Korea will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
CHORUS:
Long live our Goonish Motherland, built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our People, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our neat new flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Bradf0rd led us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
and Kim Jong Rad our Leader with faith in the People,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
CHORUS:
Long live our Goonish Motherland, built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our People, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our neat new flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
We fought for the future, destroyed the Indo invader,
and brought to our homeland the Laurels of Juche.
Our glory will live in the memory of nations
and all generations will honour our names.
CHORUS:
Long live our Goonish Motherland, built by the people's mighty hand.
Long live our People, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire. Long may our neat new flag inspire,
Shining in glory for all men to see.
:'(
You were the greatest leader a party could ask for Rad.
He will be remembered as a martyr to our cause.
ALLAHU KJR!
The admins aren't politically biased. Kim Jong Rad was probably off spamming the Japanese media again. Besides, he'll probably be back with a new account sooner or later.
"Juche" still doesn't rhyme with "names". I don't care how you read it, it just doesn't.
Bahao and Flem - Your lack of respect for a fallen friend and leader is really disrespectful.
I think you should both leave.
I'll leave when I get bought out. Until then I'll continue to pester Juche and report unlawful behavior Juche follower's commit.
Your attempts to take China from the Chinese through underhanded tactics, including stealing our treasury, are disgraceful.
I think that you should leave. And take your "West Koreans" with you.
And I spoke nothing but the truth. Kim Jong Rad was probably off spamming the Japanese media again (because he does that on a daily basis.) The Japanese probably reported him for something, because he has been known to insult them before. And he probably will be back, unless he got depressed from the perm ban and committed suicide or something. And "Juche" doesn't rhyme with "names".
Unless Flem reported Kim Jong Rad for something. Then I take back the second sentence of the last paragraph.
Juche rhymes with names in the original West Korean language it was written in.
Also check the country's donation logs. Goons have given THOUSANDS of CHY to the country bank over the past month or so. You owe us all an apology.
You also took IDR.
I'm having trouble finding the donations list, but I'm quite sure that the number of goons that donated IDR to the treasury are quite few, if not zero.
The mindless hatred expressed by these shameful people like Flem and Bohao will not end because of "facts" and "evidence."
It is clear they choose to ignore what doesn't implicate Juche Box so they can continue spreading their own lies and thievery.
Actually, I actually can't find the donations list. If somebody could post a link, that would be helpful.
I'm not "ignoring" the facts and evidence that you presented. However, the facts and evidence in question has more holes in it than swiss cheese.
Also, remind me of how I ever stole again? If anybody stole, it would be you goons.
Or logomaster with Flem's help.
KJRad's soul ascended to the heavens, where it was united with glorious leader.
Upon hearing the news I immediately believed it to be a vile eJapanese disinformation campaign.. but as the news reports of this heinous crime continued to roll in I could only weep.
Glorious West Koreans! Now is not the time for sadness! We will have time to mourn the loss of the great Kim Jong Rad after our West Korean work is done! We must rally to catch these vicious murderers (believed to be eJapanese!) and bring them to justice. And by justice, I mean, billing the family for the bullet (only once will you hear me embrace the capitalistic practices of the dastardly SNAYKE)
LONG LIVE GREATER KOREA!
REMEMBER THE FALLEN HEROES OF GYEONGGI-DO!
NEVER FORGET THE PROUD FIGHTERS OF JEOLLANAM-DO!
HOW STRONG? JUCHE BOX STRONG!
His name was Kim Jong Rad.
Bout time somebody put it down.
Whiny crybabies with no sense of humor did the deed. Are you one of them?
Ma Chao is inviting the dead to haunt him eternally, talking so ill of them.
Admin finally caught on to the KJR multi accounts?
Even worse than that, multi personalities that shared the habit of quoting old Ronald Reagan speeches
Free KJR
seriously hes gonr darn his humor was great to look at
All Hail KJR!
o7
Admittedly we lost a rival ... hopefully his son (Little Kim) can grow up soon ... 🙂
So, in death, a member of Juche Box gets their name back.
His name was Kim Jong Rad.