The Citizen of eSouth Korea

Day 944, 21:57 Published in South Korea South Korea by Allen Wells

So I'll start off my first article with a bang.



Now this is a story all about how eSouth Korea turned a right way round.
So I'd like to take a few minutes just relax right there.
I'll tell you how it's like to be a citizen of eSouth Korea up here.

In eSouth Korea I was born and raised
In the factory, was where I spent most of my days.
Workin' hard, lurkin' postin' all cool
And training at the grounds right by the pool.

When some Japanese
Who were up to no good.
Made all of the trouble that they could.
Before I could get to the war the Japanese cheered
They said "You're now under our control b**** be scared.

We revolted and we fought them day after day
But they kept fighting and sent us back to the first day
But I didn't take a piss, nor did I take a ticket
I joined a Japanese company and threw away my pickets

First day, damn, this is bad
Getting s***ty pay while my bones shatter like glass
Is this what the people of Japan live like?
Hmm...This ain't alright.

But wait I hear there's a country called Russia who'll save us all that
Is eSouth Korea the place they'll send their cool cats?
I really hope so
I'll see if they get here
I hope they're prepared for the Japanese out here.

Well uh...The troops landed and the Russians came out
They were a lot of Japanese who got their guns out
They didn't want to lose
They just got here
But they were kicked at lighting speed, shot, disappeared

The Japanese were in the shams they were no where near
The Russians were all fresh
And they had victory for eras
If there's anything I can say it's that this stuff is rare
But then I thought "Nah probably happens a lot, neighbouring countries don't mind to help and share."

I walked up to my house at about 7 or 8
And I sighed "hope there's no more haters."
I turned on the telly.
I heard eSouth Koreans cheer.
To be able to say home, eSouth Korea up here.