The Biko Brigade: The World's Sexiest Freedom Fighters
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by Jizzie McGuire
Volunteers who are willin to die for justice, freedom and all that is sexy are gathering for the impending Indo-Jap invasion of free and sovereign Argentina. They intend to extend their monstrous influence and bring their army of mutants over to South America so that one day they can enslave all the sexy people of the Americas.
So what do we do to stem the flow of this unsexy tide?
Well, our most unsexy president, Suckup, has chosen to ally what remains of free South Africa with the Jap oppressor. He will have us fight and die for beastly invaders who still occupy nearly 2/3 of our land. If he thinks collaborating with the enemy will guarantee us our freedom or one day gain us back the land and assets the Japs stole from us, then he is living in a world of unsexy fantasy.
However, there is an alternative. Free, patriotic citizens of South Africa who desire nothing more than revenge and to see justice done, have come together in the common fight against imperialist Jap aggression. Independently and against the will of our own collaborationist government, the men of the Biko Brigade have formed with the intention of moving to Argentina in order to actively fight for the destruction of colonialist Jap-dom. This ultra-sexy group of super-soldiers, well-funded and well-armed by undisclosed private sources, will be shipping out to the Argentine capitol on the day the Japs land on that country's shores.
All SAIL members and anyone who wishes to fight against the occupier and oppressor of South Africa are welcome to join the Biko Brigade, even those who are not particularly sexy. The Brigade cannot promise that you will come out of this unharmed, as it is war. However, volunteers will gain combat experience; return with the honor of knowing he or she fought for free South Africa; will have the pleasure of seeing Indo corpses and severed heads piled high, hanging from trees, or strewn across the pampas; and all volunteers will have the super-sexy people of Argentina praising and thanking them for their service in oh so many sexy ways. Now that is what I call sexy!
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Real sexy jizzy. I love it
i'm in
We'll drag THEIR asses off to bamboo cages.. For Ol' Jizzie's sake!
Join the Biko Brigade!
Hey Jizzie I already send a pm to Kiwi, anyway I would like the link for the SAIL forum (I'm new in the country)
I'll pm it to you, xurxo. Welcome to eSA and the BLF.
We must not allow the Indos to do to the Argentinians what they did to us.
btw is this brigade named after Stephen biko? an amazing man 🙂
@phate - Yes and yes.
Your all sexy people.
This is a very sexy proposition. I like it a lot...mmm...
I like how my retarded article already has more votes than Watcher's "Resistance in Sequence," even though his has been up for 10 hours longer.
Sex sells, baby.
I think its that sexy Jizzibald in his extra-sexy battle Uniform. The women cant resist,
YEAH MAN I AM BACK! I am ready for action!
where do i sign up?
instead of fighting there when all there forus and men are in argentina, we should take back our land????? kick them while they not looking
We love to Boer, but there are a few issues with that. Just give us some time and we will get there.
just putting the idea out there
i like the way you guys think, its pretty sexy. I'm sort of new so how do I join up, can i get a link to wherever?
Thanks Kiwi. I was hoping someone would notice my super-sexy uniform. You know, the ladies always say that the man in the uniform is the most sexy! They sometimes tell me to put on uniform before I make sex explosion on their stomach.
Enough about me. Believe me, there is nothing more I would like to do than feed every last Indo to the great white sharks that infest the waters off the Jap-occupied coast of South Africa. However, the best chance for us to taste Indo blood and move forwards towards total liberation is to fight them as friends of their enemies on a foreign shore. It's also a good way to get battle experience.
Adm. Ackbar and Me-262, I believe kiwifire is signing up volunteers, so you may want to contact him if you want to join the Brigade. I can pm you a link to the SAIL forum if you want.
No probs jizzy. I cant show my wife you photos as she may leave me for you.
@Boer, good on ya mate keep on coming up with the ideas. We always ones for listing. We may have missed something you have switched onto.
You're a man in uniform yourself, Kiwi, plus women always love the sexy firefighter man. I think you have nothing to fear from ol' Jizzer.
The Funny thing is Jizzie, she always want to see you lastest picture.
Which pics? My newspaper pics or my profile pics? They are distinctly different characters, but equally sexy (in a somewhat nerdy sort of way). You will notice that all the pics of the Jizz-man at this time show him dressed, or in some way prepared for war. Whether he is wearing a uniform, a bicycle helmet, or holding a rocket, da Jizzle is fo' rizzel.
All of them. She thinks you should be a poster boy for Playgirl.
I guess you can't blame her.
coool
Hola de Argentina! Jizzie (El Jiz to the Argies) is now in Buenos Aires awaiting the Jap attack that should come any minute now. Not that I am not enjoying the wait, mind you. The Sexy Times will probably be put on hold for a short time, but I you can be sure I will be back with some insanely sexy stories from Latin America.
Buenos dias mi amigos.