The Ballad of Dvs39

Day 5,839, 02:31 • Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom • by Mr Woldy

On day 5827 Dvs39, with Piran and Select did entwine,
In the first rounds he did lose out,
Encouraging him to furiously flout:



Select was trolled and that damaged his gold,
But once the Tanks caught on;
Dvs soon knew that he had done wrong!

He made his quest thinking he was the best.
But first to test his fate,
Was the eUK’s lucy28.

It was tough resistance for Dvs39, he always thought he was sublime.
But he stopped regretting his verbal diarrhoea,
After he had his next good idea…



The payment of fees, would fulfil his mission with ease,
But who would answer his call?
When compared to the eUK bounty budget the pay was quite small.

Lo the crusade of ‘39 carried on in good time,
But it went a bit a-skewy,
After a double header by another Pilot - 11ue.

This only added to the fury and he wouldn’t desist, and still overhitting he couldn’t resist.
The next UK Pilot he met was Rory,
Who saw him off with funk and glory.



Then he took a holiday from harassing the nation, (or is it proper to say he took a vacation?)
But beware UK pilots when having fun!
He was seen again in Bologna and London!

For those without rank, or who cannot tank,
A diplomatic solution may come,
But if you can’t wait then ask a UK Tank and Dvs will be undone!

Or if you prefer then be like I, avoiding all the fighters who fly.
Dvs will never catch me,
Because I’m so puny I only fight in Div3!



This is just a rhyme, no offence intended,
I hope the world order I haven’t upended.
Just remember it could always be worse... Plato could have all his fingers in your purse.

Mr W
o/ UK Pilots