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The arrival of Harvad University to eSouth Africa

Day 746, 05:07 • Published in South Africa

• by MuscleRoller

A plane with eVenezuela's flag landed on Limpopo International Airport.

The words came:

"We are here to help you."

A muscular, oiled and masculine man came from the plane's door. He streched is muscles.

&quot😉o not be afraid."

Everyone knew who had the authority, the congress and president of eSouth Africa gracefully bowed.

Now they could see Prof. David and his other peers.

"We will make eSouth Africa an economic superpower that will last for a thousand years. If you do not resist, and destroy your motherland like that evil traitor Casiopea95 did, we will rule the eWorld" heeded from the muscular man.

The adminstration of this little country nodded. They are smart enough not to doubt this strange newcomer.

Words came from Prof. David's mouth:

"Everyone will be able to afford more stuff. There will be no more differencies in salaries anymore. Everyone will be equal"

The natives seemed quite astonished. How could this be possible? Yet they were smart enough not to question the newcomers.

"We... are from Harvad University" said the muscle roller man.

Comments

Bud Dwyer Day 746, 05:12

Those South Africans are damn lucky to have the highly skilled and educated men from Havrad U.

NoMotherlandWIthoutYou Day 746, 05:17

Harvad? You should be glad the British pulled out like your father did last night to your sister else all the zulus would be getting sent to Oxsford instead.

John O'Melveny Day 746, 05:19

South Africans, remember the blackout strategy - we just ignore them. Simple. I expect to see no other comments from eSouth Africans on this article.

Exilious Day 746, 05:19

Such intellect has not been seen in South Africa since the days of the Mighty National Party led by Grand White Knight F.W. de Klerk. Though some say he was a Knight Templar, I disagree. For one cannot fight for ones Holy Lord & avoid the terrible rampage of AIDs at the same time.

But I digress.

MuscleRoller Day 746, 05:30

We are here to save you.

destrudo Day 746, 06:00

I would like apply for the harvad, evenzuala poor as real venzuala. i help the real one get better.

Andrei Kliment Day 746, 06:10

Blackout strategies don't work when you tell them you're doing it man.

Bud Dwyer Day 746, 06:12

Blackout strategies don't work against Harvad graduates. To be accepted to Harvad University you are required to have an incredible amounts of natural charisma that makes you impossible to ignore.

MuscleRoller Day 746, 06:12

Why would you want to blackout a newspaper?

This is a free eWorld.

Reporting for violating the rules.

Emperor Kuma Day 746, 06:35

We do not want your communism, go away.

MuscleRoller Day 746, 06:50

I feel really sorry for you, as you cannot comprehend our plan.

Dashielle Hammett Day 746, 08:20

It's Harvard. Harvard, that's spelt H-A-R-V-A-R-D. Is it really that difficult, even for you?

-Dashielle

MuscleRoller Day 746, 08:30

Its Harvad, check the logo.

It has long been known in elevated classes of society that the University of Harvard was not founded in Cambridge, Massachusetts. Although their fictional history claims that The University of Harvard was founded in 1636 by John Harvard, this is categorically untrue; propaganda spread by the Knights Templar.
In 1763, a university widely known as the crowning achievement of mankind was besieged by a private organization calling themselves Christ’s Army, who were in truth the Knights Templar. This school of thought was called Harvad.
Harvad University had been known for more than 300 years as the holy grail of education, producing such great minds as Bob Saget. Legend holds that the teachers of Harvad were blessed by water from the Holy Chalice and only thus was their complete wisdom possible. Revered and accessible to all, the ages under which the University of Harvad shined were truly the most glorious of mankind’s existence. Unfortunately this age of prosperity could not last.
It was in 1759 the Knights Templar first began their plot to conquer this bastion of information for their own despicable uses. After their continual defeat in the Middle East, the Templars were desperately trying to obtain a secret weapon with which to finally eliminate their enemy. They believed, and still do, that by controlling the first and most influential of all educational institutions they would be able to use it as their secret recruitment office, where they would condition the greatest minds of each generation to serve their cause.

Harvad rebuilds because some brilliant student escaped the massacre, he sets up a new harvad and the templars rage and cast magic spell on him. Now only the pure and most elite humans are allowed into the school. The templars moved Harvard to Massachusetts and made up fake history, and harvad either moved to New York or has many hq’s across the globe

Amun Nefer Day 746, 11:38

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Tomazim Day 746, 11:41

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Ovidiusza Day 746, 11:41

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John O'Melveny Day 746, 11:51

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NoMotherlandWIthoutYou Day 746, 12:14

¡Viva la Universidad de Harvad! ¡Gloria a los estudiantes, los líderes del pensamiento revolucionario, y los líderes del mañana!

Lazer Fazer Day 746, 13:15

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Lutan Fyah Day 746, 13:47

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SoloPlayer777 Day 746, 13:51

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NeilP99 Day 746, 13:55

"Everyone knew who had the authority, the congress and president of eSouth Africa gracefully bowed."

Yeah good luck with that. Lol! But I have to say, I liek ur style.

NeilP99 Day 746, 14:18

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Iksander6 Day 746, 15:29

word, dumas trolls. (bad ump ch! Shawshank redemption movie joke!)

GreyHunter Day 746, 20:14

Erm.. incase you havent noticed.. eSA has been doing very well without you.. "gracefully bowed" last time i checked respect was and is earned.. and your use of the english vocabulary is found wanting..

Ignatio Cabron Day 746, 22:29

lol 888 is greatgreatgreat. Good luck with these derp factories eSouth Africa, I suggest you start planning now 'cause they dont give up easy.

Bud Dwyer Day 746, 22:58

"Erm.. incase you havent noticed.. eSA has been doing very well without you.. "gracefully bowed" last time i checked respect was and is earned.. and your use of the english vocabulary is found wanting.."

Really? Sure you want to try and whip out your grammar police badge with that post there?

Hamilton Moore Day 746, 23:47

lol 🙂

Alvin111 Day 747, 00:20

'A muscular, oiled and masculine man came from the plane's door.'

How far? Hehehe

Exilious Day 747, 00:42

How far? Hehehe

over 9000 meters

Nosferat0987 Day 747, 02:58

Has anyone tried a Google search or this so-called University?
I came up empty-handed.
There was a FaceBook profile, a Myspace profile, hell, profiles galore and forum discussions. But trying every link on the first 10 pages, came up with nothing official.
I conclude that this institution does not exist.

And seriously, what kind of University will allow their students to pass with such bad grammar? You at least need to make sense, lol!!

Also, The Knight's Templars were hunted down in France in 1307.
They were disbanded (MADE ILLEGAL) in 1312.
While small remnants continued to meet in secret, they could not have performed the acts you accuse them of, as they had no Religion or Country's backing for this. They have been and still are an illegal secret society.

Next....why the body-builder, Muscle-rolls?
You're a student of Economics at a fictitious University, you're a body-builder (which is a full-time commitment), so where do you get the time to tone up AND wrestle? Don't you study? Well, it doesn't seem like it anyway.

Why don't you look up South African history (since your friends appear rather intelligent when they talk about De Klerk as though we think he was God) and find out just how much pride we have. We may not be the best, but we are proud of who and what we are.
Don't try and change us with your hocus pocus mythical institutions. Take them back to your own Country.

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Luc Praetor Day 747, 07:07

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Helvock Day 747, 07:42

These guys are trolling. How horrible , enoch is the leader of the trolls.

MuscleRoller Day 747, 07:59

I'm mad.

Amun Nefer Day 747, 10:37

^BAWWWWWWW

William Manchester Day 747, 12:00

You kids all can suck it, I'm from Brown University!

also

I liek ur style

Capt5 Day 747, 12:54

No...? The only reason people like this is because foreigners who don't speak English confuse this group with the university. They're actually all a bunch of morons who can't help but have the ability of good grammer. Wow... i'm 14 and i could do what they do.

Eric Griggs Day 747, 13:06

mb2612 Day 747, 13:37

Harvard what a rubbish uni that is

Champinator Day 747, 17:10

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GrGr Day 747, 17:52

"A muscular, oiled and masculine man came from the plane's door. He streched is muscles."

hehe I prefer girls 🙂

GrGr Day 747, 18:02

/rgds grouth 🙂

Eric Griggs Day 747, 20:41

Can someone fill me in on where Harvad is? I know where Harvard is. But this Harvad i keep hearing about is getting on my nerves.

i leik ur style

Luis Pombo Day 747, 21:27

lolwut

ChavezBear Day 747, 21:36

Everyone likes Professor MuscleRoller's style.

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Lutan Fyah Day 747, 21:53

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Luis Pombo Day 748, 16:28

Dude, get over it, you epically failed in your attempt to PTO eVenezuela and will fail again.

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