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I really pissed off because this is my second time writing this god damn article, so please bear with me.

THE ADSP HAS BEEN FREED FROM THE EVIL CLUCTHES OF PIZZA THE HUTT!



At the ADSP we now have bawls, bawls so big they fell off and were replaced with steel. In fact there is a new requirement to join the ADSP. You must play:

- Football (Soccer, AFL, NRL, Rugby Union and Gridion)
- Basketball
- Netball
- T-Ball
- Softball
- Baseball
- Handball
- European Handball
- Squash
- Tennis
- Racquetball
- Golf
- Bowling
- Badminton
- Indonesian Baby Super Fun Execution Bowling (Not many people will know what this is, so here it goes. You take an Indonesian baby and stick it in a guillotine with a ramp. You set up bowling pins at the end of the ramp. You see how many pins you can knock down.)

The new Party President is great, and nothing like the pile of sticky cheese Pizza was. Pizza took more than 30 minutes to deliver my Dominos Meatlovers and still charged me for it.

At the ADSP we have some serious policies though. We help out noobs (If you are new just contact me or the PP for help if you need it), we believe in fair wages for everyone (as the other article says some two-clickers, and I'm not talking about skill 0, are being paid $1 a day and don't know it. Only Phoenix Supporters and Indonesian multi-farmers deserve to paid that much).

Also we are the largest center-left party in eAus. If you are center-left, then this is the party for you. Members who left when PTH was PP we would like you to rejoin as we could once again be as goos as we were in the days of Cottus Arci.

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Bearclaw, the Vice Party President of the ADSP (If you don't believe me its in one of the recent ADSP articles. I'll wait)