The Accusations Against Me

Day 1,015, 17:01 Published in Israel Israel by Jewyoyo

Jewyoyo, accused.


I'd like to respond to the accusations made against me in this article by eIsrael's Grand Inquisitor, Yuvy15. He claims I am a "dangerous player" because I of two citizenship requests I approved without the Knesset Immigration Committee's approval.

Citizenship Pass #1: Livelie
Threa😛 http://erepisrael.freeforums.org/citizenship-request-livelie-t2056.html

Livelie has been a long time friend of mine in this game. Since I knew he was Jewish I spent a lot of time trying to convince him to move. Eventually, he finally did come to eIsrael, from Russia. Because he had Russian citizenship, the Committee of course had to conduct a lengthy interview. He answers all the questions truthfully and to the point, even mentioning that I had invited him. After posting the answers, Ohad Sella (the illustrious chairman of the Committee) had only this to say: "We need to contact the Mossad." No, not "We need to contact Jewyoyo, the man who invited Livelie". Instead he thinks our secret service is better up to the task.

Following such a illogical response to the interview answers, it only makes sense that a shitstorm would ensue following me approving my long time friends citizenship request. And indeed it did, without me saying a word.

Reaction:

Ohad Sella: "YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
SOMEONE ACCEPTED HIM WITHOUT A DISCUSSION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUNFUN!
I'M A KNESSET MEMBER SO I CAN DO EVERYTHING.... Thank you, Jewyoyo.
Thank you for accepting citizenship requests."

Matanb: "that idiot does it every month"

Livelie, a level 7 harvester, has been working and paying taxes in eIsrael for 3 weeks since then.

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A suspected Phoenix citizen being interrogated by Knesset Immigration Committee officials.
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Citizenship Pass #2: PedjaT
Threa😛 http://erepisrael.freeforums.org/citizenship-request-pedjat-t2085.html

Man, Ohad Sella is a natural policemen. His first reaction to PejdaT's request? "SCREW HIM!!" Well our brilliant committee chairman had failed to notice something important. When Turkey invaded Haifa, a long long time ago (V1), PejdaT personally tanked against his home countries ally Turkey to defend Israel. He fought 92 times doing 47k damage, probably costing 30 gold at the least. He did this because he has a deep respect for Israel and for the Jews, as can be seen by his newspaper name. He wanted to have Israeli citizenship as an insult for all who discriminate against Jews, because being the eWorld's #7 fighter he gets a lot of attention. In that battle he did 30k more damage than Zaib Atsu, and 45k more damage than Franz Kafka, both leading fighters in this country. This statistic speaks for itself.

Reaction:

Matanb: "we should manage the parties better so idiots like Jewyoyo and eynetane won't be in the Knesset"

Yuvy15, you say I am bad-mouthing Matanb, but he called me an idiot twice before I had even said a word. Should I say thank you dear leader, insult me some more?

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Most of you I am sure know of the PTO-er currently in eIsrael, Greekboy. Well, he had an article in the Knesset Committee too. Ohad Sella said "Ummm... I'll check it later today". But Ohad didn't check it, he never responded again. Eventually a congressmen approved Greekboys request because he thought that he was approved. What was Ohad Sella doing that he would allow a PTO-er to sneak right in under his nose?

He was too busy yelling at me for approving citizens who will help Israel.

There you have it, my response, thanks for wasting my time with your baseless accusations. Matanb, please call off your dogs.

-Jewyoyo