The 300 - Prepare for Glory!
Dio Brando
(The last article is bugged and unreadable by some, post comments here instead)
Pakistanians, our time has finally come. It's time to organize an army. I, Dio, will personally lead you in my mortal form.
I will gather 300 of Pakistans fine warriors to serve as my personal guard. If you want to sign up, post a reply here, offering yourself to me. If you just want to comment, post in the press release instead
Requirements:
* Total devotion
* A strength level of 4 or more
* Subscribtion to this newspaper
So, Pakis, answer me once again: What is your profession?
Comments
HOLY PENIS WHAT A TWEEEST
IMMA IN
YARR!
PEACE!
THIS IS SO EPIC IT\'S ONE OF THOSE TIMES WHERE CAPS ARE MANDATORY.
I MEAN, OTHER THAN ALWAYS.
OH GOD
I, ROB, HUMBLE SAND-DWELLER OF QUETTA, OFFER MYSELF ENTIRELY TO YOU, GOD-EMPEROR DIO BRANDO. MAY I SERVE YOU WELL IN THE FIELD OF BATTLE.
MY LORD, I HAVE ARRIVED WITH 5.0+ STRENGTH.
LOOK AT THESE BULGING BICEPS, GODDAMN
WITH MY STRENGTH LEVEL OF 5.62 I PLEDGE MY SELF TO YOU, THE GOD EMPEROR DIO.
YES i offer myself to LORD DIO
nice strength of 5.49
SIGN ME UP
I wish to join, for glory! 4.66 STR, and a large stock of high quality weapons!
I will gladly lay down my life and clickan for you, God-Emperor Dio. With 5.54 strength and weapons forged of the finest Paki sand the Swedes shall quake in terror.
I will follow you with my 5.53 strength. I will follow you into the depths of Sweden if you command it.
Sure, I\'ll join you
Sure, I\'ll join you
Count me in, God-Emperor Dio!
- 5.36 Strength, 3 Sand Bazookas (Level 4)
MY LORD, I BOAST A STRENGTH OF 5.57,THREE SAND BAZOOKAS NOT UNLIKE DERKA, AND A DEVOTION THAT RIVALS THAT OF ANY RELIGIOUS ZEALOT.
HOW MAY I SERVE
MY LIFE IS IN YOUR HANDS, GLORIOUS DIO
I REGRET THAT I HAVE BUT ONE LIFE TO GIVE TO YOU, GOD-EMPEROR DIO!
As before your loyal Battle Medic with 5.56 strength is at your command.
Q4 weapon locked and loaded my profession PEACE!
GUIDE US TO GLORY GOD-EMPEROR!
My, more humble, 4.57 Strength is at your disposal my God-Emperor.
PAX PAKISTAN
For Glory,
FOR PRIDE
FOR POWER
FOR PEACE!!!!!
For Dio, he who is Pakistan.
LORD DIO,
I AM GLAD THAT I DO NOT DIE WHEN I AM KILLED SO I MAY GIVE MY LIFE MULTIPLE TIMES FOR YOU!
I will die for Dio
I pledge my body of 4.15 strength to the Great God Emperor, Dio.
I have waited for this day and this duty from the day I was birthed onto the sandy streets of Islamabad. I have attained 5.5 food skill farming the fields of the Mothersand. I am ready to depart those blessed fields and use my 5.49 (5.5 upon the morrow) strength to take my quality 4 weapons to the fight for Peace.
O God-Emperor, please allow me to serve you as a Guard.
What the sand? My previous comment seems to have disappeared.
STRENGTH: 5.50
DOES THE GOD EMPORER REQUIRE MORE EXTERMINATUS?
COUNT ME IN STRENGTH 5.30
>5 Strength, Q4 weapon
I am ready to serve as one of Lord Dio\'s personal guard, please allow me the honor of spreading peace in the name of our glorious homeland!
5.58 Strength
I WILL PROTECT THE GOD-EMPEROR WITH MY LIFE AND MY 5.58 SKILL IN FOODMAKING
Good luck to you. I know how anticipated this is to all you Pakistanis. This certainly will be an entertaining war.
Strength 5.59, but I could use some money for more guns.
AOO!!
Strength 5.44
My life for glorious Pakistan
4.69 Strength. If by my life or death I can serve you, I will. You have my gun.
Harooh!
Harooh!
Harooh!
We are with you, sire! For Pakistan, for peace: to the death!
My 5.53 strength and cache of weapons are yours to command!
count me in, strength 5.54
I\'m with you Dio.
4.81 strength
Time to do some peacemaking with our Q4 Weapons.
5.50 STR
MY 4.90 STRENGTH, 22 GUNS AND I PLEDGE EVEN MORE ETERNAL AND LOYALER LOYALTY TO YOU THAN I ALREADY HAVE!
I have grown strong building houses for the proud nation of pakistan and my fabulous arms will crush many double swedes in your name
I am with you.
(hehe)
PEACE IS OUR PROFESSION!
YES
THIS IS SPARTA!
5.34
MY STRENGHT MIGHT BE 4.81 BUT MY SPIRIT AND DEVOTION ARE OVER NINE THOUSAND! MY LIFE IS YOURS TO COMMAND, GOD EMPEROR!
...goddamnit I hate having to write things twice.
Total Devotion: check
Strength of 5.46: check
Subscription: check
I\'m in Mua\'Dio!
My post disappeared? Anyways I\'m in. And why do we have to subscribe to your paper?
All 5.58 points of my strenght are yours to use.
I shall step up to flavor with WHALE CANCER
F*YEAH!
Also, 5.54 points in mediccan gaems