The 2nd Day
Kylero
This is the second day that followers of Aldous the Meek have been without their fine leader. They have proclaimed themselves, "Beerists", those that follow the word of the Zamiatin.
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The eBelgian people are proud to be the homeland of Aldous the Meek and are eagerly awaiting his return. They wish to share with the rest of the world the teachings of the Zamiatin, and encourage all who seek a better way, to make the pilgrimage to the homeland, and join their fellow brothers and sisters in faith.
Aldous the Meek confided in me prior to his departure on his vision quest. He said unto me, "I am the Shepherd of the Two-Clikers, the young, and the poor...I will show them the way!" He also set aside funds to pay for the pilgrimage of his followers. So, to those of you who are interested in devoting your eLives to the true faith of eRepublik, Zamiatinism, I can provide you with the resources necessary to find your way to the homeland of the Savior of the Meek, eBelgium
In the name of the Zamiatin,
-Kylero
Comments
Praise be to Aldous the Meek!
Be a Beerist follow the Zamiatinism teaching the only ereligion where getting drunk is not a sin.
praise aldous!
May the love and grace of our shepherd Aldous the Meek fall over us.
May he return quickly!
There only one true god, the Invisible Pink Unicorn, goddess of the atheists, She who tramples all believers under Her hooves, and Aldous is Her prophet.
Praise Aldous her Prophet!
Religious distress is at the same time the expression of real distress and the protest against real distress. Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, just as it is the spirit of a spiritless situation. It is the opium of the people. The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is required for their real happiness. The demand to give up the illusion about its condition is the demand to give up a condition which needs illusions. The criticism of religion is therefore in embryo the criticism of the vale of woe, the halo of which is religion. Criticism has plucked the imaginary flowers from the chain, not so that man will wear the chain without any fantasy or consolation but so that he will shake of the chain and cull the living flower.