Thank you Mister Burns!

Day 1,161, 02:10 • Published in Switzerland Switzerland • by JNArno

Hi guys,

today I'll tell you what I want to do in this country. I'm currently engaged in the election for congress in Graubunden.

But first of all, I would like to thank Mister Burns, our pseudo MoFA for his awesome ideas. Neutrality, what a nice word for a country like us. In eRepublik, it's true that we're useless, we don't have enough people or economic power to be safe against our ennemies, because yes, our country has ennemies. This is the same IRL, if Nazis didn't attack us, it's because of our banks, not because we were neutral (and please, do not say that I compare eGermany with Nazis, I'm just speaking about History).

Since the beginning, Clifford Burns never wanted to be part of EDEN, thinking that eSwitzerland should, like in IRL, be neutral. Now what happened, we were considered by probably all the new world to be part of EDEN, only two days after EDEN saying that we weren't part of it anymore, eGermany choosed to attack us.



The conclusion is easy: we're weak, we don't have any strong allies who'll help us (imagine that ePoland our eSpain gets attacked when eGermany attack us, what will they choose? us or them... it's easy to know). Another conclusion is easy to have: because of the ideas of Mister Burns and his puppets, the members of the SNP and AEP, we're screwed. Also, Cliffy is from the german part of the country IRL and Walthy, his fidel servitor is from Germany IG and IRL, they have connexions there. If France was about to attack us, I'll take that as a fault by myself because, with my other friends speaking french, we have a lot of friends in eFrance and we could manage this.

And now, let's forget the fact that I don't like Burnsy. Let's just take his fonctions: MoFA. Honestly, who knew that eGermany was about to hit us? And why do we only know now that we have a problem, just after the beginning of the vote by the germans? And it's the same for our president. This is a shame and this shows the bad work of our governement!



This said, let's turn to congress time (if we can have a congress...).

Take the SNP and AEP propaganda: I'm against them at 100%, those two parties were the one who putted the Shaolins to power, they are the one responsible for us leaving EDEN, because of them our economy is screwed and because of them now we're at war against someone a lot bigger than us.

On the 25th, think with your head and vote for the SLP, SNF and SFP! Yes, I know I didn't say what I was going to do, but let's be honnest: it couldn't be worse than what our governement is doing now. The first name of the SLP was "Post Tenebras Lux", after the darkness, the light. Let's not forget the history of our party!