Thank you and good night, North Korea
Michael Francis
It's been quite a ride. For nearly two months, I've been helping oversee the development of your great nation. Even trying to getting some foreign diplomacy going on (between you and South Korea, we almost had some training wars laid out). Hell, gave Congress a shot. Twice! And I thank the two other people for voting for me; it was greatly appreciated, but really wasn't necessary.
So here's what's gonna go down. Once I get into office, I'll automatically donate any treasure to the North Korean government, as they need it more than I. I'll send off my lulz proposals, resign, and head back to the US. I've been called back to active military duty, and must answer the call.
Few things I'm sorry that I could not accomplish while I was here:
- The aforementioned training wars. While nice in theory, the money just wasn't there.
- Setup of an organized eNK military. This idea was tossed around a bit but never can to full realization.
- Company formation and trading of goods between North and South Korea. As ambassador to the South while in North Korea, I tried to negotiate a deal between the two to allow South Korean-run businesses to export goods to us and further our economic growth. Also, the new companies would've helped new citizens (both legit or in movement) with finances.
So once again, I'll be leaving NK within the day. It was fun while it lasted. Thanks for the hospitality.
-MF
Long live North Korea!
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Welcome back, and get back to work!
Good luck, MF
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You'll be missed in these parts of the world.
Good luck, Michael.
It's not that building up the government was a bad idea, it was just ahead of its time. We once had a large ministry filled government with an organized defensive army with an elite corps, but that was also when we had a great manufacturer's economy. Today we aren't at that point, so having all of that wouldn't work out. Not to mention our population is mostly inactive.
Our recovery is a slow drag, but we'll keep the air in our lungs...