Thailand Theme Song

Day 918, 12:57 • Published in Thailand Japan • by Johnnie Danger


In the not-too-distant future --
Erepublik A.D. --
There was a guy named Gates,
Not too different from you or me.
He worked in the government of Thailand,
Just another guy who was born of sand.
He was the best president that I know,
But eIndo didn't like him
So they called a PTO.

We'll send him cheesy Indos,
The worst we can find (la-la-la).
He'll have to sit and watch them all,
And we'll monitor his mind (la-la-la).
Now keep in mind Gates can't control
Where the TO’s begin or end (la-la-la)
Because he used those special parts
To make his Congress friends.

Congress Roll Call: (All right, let's go!)
Nitrous! (Was Al!)
Ciman! (Hi, man!)
John Danger! (What a cool guy!)
Thingooooooooooool! (He's a wisecracker.)

If you're wondering how he eats and breathes
and other stupid facts (la la la),
Then repeat to yourself, "It's just a game,
I should really just relax
For Political Takeover eThailand!"