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Terje Hansen: The Man, The Legend ...The Forbidden Fantasy

Day 716, 09:08 • Published in Norway Norway

• by Ailurus fulgens

Terje Hansen, to some of you, may just be the name of some guy who works for the eNorwegian government who just happens to be a talented three-term congressman, former Minister of Propaganda, and current Assistant Minister of Defense. To some, he is a role model and a leader. To others, he is an international eNorwegian sex symbol. In addition to all of these things, Terje Hansen is a pure blooded eNorwegian citizen who has willingly served and sacrificed for our country more times than every male (and female) aged 12-80 has dreamt about Megan Fox making out with a clone of Megan Fox!

Megan Fox + Megan Fox = PRESIDENT TERJE HANSEN!

I know it is getting late and many of you living in the Eastern Hemisphere have already voted, but if you are a citizen who wants to be a part of an enjoyably steamy and agreeably pleasant fantasy that can be enjoyed by literally anyone, please throw in your vote and legitimize the man who is practically already doing the job of securing eNorway's future.

Make your vote for Terje Hansen!

If you would like to know more about Terje and his enjoyably steamy / agreeably pleasant plan for our future as a nation, you can read his pledge by clicking here. But once you are done reading that, vote for him!

Comments

Eris Caelestis Day 716, 10:02

Stassi for PR Minister!

Cirno Day 716, 11:07

&quot😢Also, Terje's strongest opponent seen in paid political advertisements is a menacing child who appears to be urinating in a non-disclosed location and awkwardly enjoying himself.) o_O"

Nå begynner vi snakke gammeldags Tek "reklame" 😉

Ailurus fulgens Day 716, 11:13

I had my editor remove that comment to avoid libel because the description too closely resembles an actual living person named Calvin, also known as Tommy!

Cirno Day 716, 11:19

Yea, I didn't see the ad before commenting, makes more sense now 🙂

Ailurus fulgens Day 716, 11:28

You are an experienced leader and politician, Herr Cirno, and I know even the legendary Terje Hansen respects you as do I and this media organization. Lykke til med valget!

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