Teoria conspiratiei

Day 1,109, 13:47 Published in Republic of Moldova Romania by googoodoll


Coloana sonora: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziA88-n02k

Ma bucur sa vad ca sunteti relaxati, avem candidati garla, domnul Gooreea (va amintit comentariile nu? ) nu pare o amenintare reala, dar …. vom vedea, nu?
Doar suntem in eMoldova, nu ca eRomania ar duce lipsa de telenovele , vezi armatele marete care renunta la solde si la goldul de la stat mutandu-se amenintator in Croatia. In ce moneda or primi soldele?
Sa revenim pe plaiurile noastre unde lumea e cu liste pe urmatorul cincinal, cu guverne si alte zbuciumari.
Daca nu va hotarati sa votati pe UNUL din cei 4 candidati fara Gooree, veti avea surpriza sa va treziti ca rivalitatile sterile de moment au devenit pur irelevante.

In legatura cu concursul “O gura de oxigen”, am vazut cu totii ce insucces a avut.
Doar doua articole inscrise, care vor primi premii de participare, deoarece personal le consider absolut plictisitoare.
Konnarcis3 va primi o arma q5 si qu…pardon, kotiso sau casta diva, o casa.

In continuare , uzualele replici :

Jerry Fletcher aka Igor I: A good conspiracy is unprovable. I mean, if you can prove it, it means they screwed up somewhere along the line.

Agent Lowry aka CSS: If the intelligence community is a family, think of us as the uncle no one talks about.

Alice aka Omae: Jerry?
Jerry aka Omae One: Alice is that you?
Alice aka Omae: Yes Jerry.
Jerry aka Omae One: Oh Alice, I'm so sorry that you're dead.

Jerry aka ……..: GET BACK you damn, dumb, complicit sons of bitches! You're looking for a man with NO NOSE! Not me, not me!

Alice Sutton aka Bihorean: Is this supposed to protect you from aliens or something?
Jerry Fletcher aka Alter Dio : No, no, it's just a beer bottle.

Jerry aka Googoodoll: What do we know? If I know what we know then I could tell you what we know and if anyone else knows!

Fiindca mi-au ramas ceva premii, va rog sa atribuiti cuiva replica ramasa fara alias.
Cele mai simpatice sau pertinente comentarii vor fi premiate .
Multumesc 😃