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Ten Gold after Two Years [Tanks Too]

Day 1,822, 07:50 Published in USA Canada by Thedillpickl

[Editors Note: tl:dr? Give-a-way at the bottom!]

Hi kids!

Something to listen to.

On the 15th of November, 2010 an awful occurrence came to be in the New World. A n00b calling himself Thedillpickl stumbled onto the scene! That's right! Some fresh cucumber jumped in the pot of vinegar that is called eRep and a pickle was born.

It's All About Me

My first avatar.

:Gag: This was made with MS Paint.

I was a very patriotic pickle.

The eUS was my home and I was proud!

I had something to say.

I miss those days, media was fun then.

My party was everything.

The UIP rocked, we were Top 5 radicals.

I become an evil Capitalist.

Thanks Shaun!

But as most youngin's I felt the need to take up a cause and fight the system.

That's the crest from the Bolivian flag.

Thus ends our brief tour of my beginnings. Stay tuned, this gets better! (Or longer and more boring. Depends on your point of view.) It's not everyday that a pickle exposes himself!

A New Pickle Emerges

Gimp to the rescue!

So here I is. Wondering what to do next. Plato 'fixes' the media and economics. UIP disappears slowly and my friends are all leaving the game. Hmm... Well I take a job with a fellow named jver and we begin to talk. A NEW FRIEND! He helps me navigate the new econ but there is more. An idea is tossed about and this happens.

Pickle's Patriots is born.

Damn, who'd a thunk? I start a new MU.

Swiss Patriots is born?

Yeah, I know. Crazy is as crazy does. 😃

Then Pickle's exPatriates!

I get pissy about the US invading Canada.

Then we try to party!

Never really took off. Oh well, Plato fixed 6th parties.

Now I sit here in Pickle's Patriots looking out on the eWorld and see it in shambles. Nero fiddles while Rome burns perhaps? IDK, what to make of the E-V-I-L that lurks about. Admins, Serbs, Ajay, they're all the same. Just wanting to suck the fun outta the game.

To Wrap Up

I played with these guys.

This was pretty fun.

But now it feels like this.

I'm ready for the Holidays

We know how to party.

But before I get to sign-off.

How many actually remember this shit on TV?


The contest is very, very simple. I will send 10 gold to the person who makes me laugh the most by your comment here. To celebrate my 2 year anniversary I will give one (1) Q7 tank to each person who comments to this article by reset of day 1,824 or a maximum of 250 tanks is reached. Please don't be rude and ask for a tank twice, these are party favors not supplies.

Good luck and thank you for flying Pickle's.


Thedillpickl Day 1,822, 07:51


aero73 Day 1,822, 08:12

v4 s344

Thedillpickl Day 1,822, 08:17

Thanks for votes & subs but they are not required to get a tank. Simply post a comment to receive a tank and make it funny and you may win 10 gold.

Allayne Day 1,822, 08:18

Party favors...

New Faustian Man
New Faustian Man Day 1,822, 08:21

The trip through your early avatars was cool. I can't even remember any of my early ones unfortunately...

Happy second birthday! : )

Punisher 1389
Punisher 1389 Day 1,822, 08:22


Captain Salty Kushskins
Captain Salty Kushskins Day 1,822, 08:40

That original avatar is incredible, please bring it back.

Thedillpickl Day 1,822, 08:50

OK everyone, clear your browser cache. By request I have brought back my original avatar, FOR TWO DAYS ONLY! Ugh, that thing is crappy. 😃:D

prostokreten Day 1,822, 09:00

v+s shout

loftedraptor Day 1,822, 09:00

I remember the Test Pattern with the Indian, even as far back as Howdy Doody!

shiloh13 Day 1,822, 09:01

Happy eBirthday!
And yeah I remember those on the old tv box,lol.

Chutley Day 1,822, 09:07

happy b-day, gherkin.

Robert E.Lee 1861
Robert E.Lee 1861 Day 1,822, 09:07

Happy eBirthday!

Rico Mc.Rico
Rico Mc.Rico Day 1,822, 09:14

Nice :3

Rico Mc.Rico
Rico Mc.Rico Day 1,822, 09:15

It's all funny in a party until somebody looses an eye!

Danie Fox
Danie Fox Day 1,822, 09:15

That's an easy competition! : )

diego delavega
diego delavega Day 1,822, 09:18


obenitedang Day 1,822, 09:18

I remember you as just a lad.
A silly boy who mad me sad.
Who had heard of things so fickle?
This patriot they called the dillpickl.
Building friendships, hailing to;
A gherkins paradise, staid in lieu.
Now grown old, this lad so fair;
Give me gold, you warty square...

Bourecco Gustoso
Bourecco Gustoso Day 1,822, 09:19

happy ebday(gosh!)

cannot make u laugh, i'm comedy deprived : )

Thorin II Oakenshield
Thorin II Oakenshield Day 1,822, 09:22

What does a perverted frog say? ...Rubbit.

Happy eBirthday! o7

Bourecco Gustoso
Bourecco Gustoso Day 1,822, 09:23

btw, gotta love ye old avatar 😛

Simulare Day 1,822, 09:39

That's an impressive collection of pickles you have there DP.

Fhaemita The Apostate
Fhaemita The Apostate Day 1,822, 09:50

Happy eBirthday!

Simulare Day 1,822, 09:55

Seriously though, Its been an honor to witness how your pickle has grown from a tiny gherkin to the bumpy green dill we all know and love. Stay sour, my friend.

weasel2 Day 1,822, 10:34

A cabbage, a brisket and a cucumber sat down and drank a surplus of bad wine. The cabbage was recruited to the USWP. The brisket was co-opted for the AMP. The cucumber choose the 6th party route. They made a fine lunch.

Definitely a joke in there, maybe.

Happy anniversary.

Lebarot Day 1,822, 11:00

v29 s345 + add

TheNorm Day 1,822, 11:42

GIVE ME A TANK! Did it make you laugh? A pollock walks into a store,orders a 1/2lb of cheese, the guy says how can you tell? (in a bad polish accent) Store guy goes, your accent. Same thing happens the next day. Ok, weeks pass, and the Pollock works on his accent. Tries a different store walks in and asks for a 1/2lb of cheese,the store manager says "your Polish arent you?" The guy is stunned,how can you tell?!? Ive been working on my accent for weeks! The manager says your in a hardware store.

asecondchance Day 1,822, 11:44

Congrats - 2 years!

Now for the joke... Romney thought he had a chance of winning !

Bia Pandora
Bia Pandora Day 1,822, 11:50

Happy birthday, picklicious.

Grand Master of Warfire
Grand Master of Warfire Day 1,822, 11:51

v33 s347congrats

Rick von Ruger
Rick von Ruger Day 1,822, 11:58


and i don't give enough of a shit today to try and make anyone laugh.

especially not a pickle.

Thedillpickl Day 1,822, 11:59

@TheNorm, my Mothers family is Polish.
@asecondchance, I'm a Republican.

Thedillpickl Day 1,822, 12:08

:waves: Hi Bia!

Also, most polacks like polack jokes (Pollock is a fish. I know it can be spelled both ways BTW.) and I voted for Romney even though he's a twit. I'd rather have an idiot president than a two faced one. (Don't turn this into a debate please, it's supposed to be a party.)

OK, 2 polacks go to the lumber yard. They tell the guy they want 2x4's. He asks how long? They say a long time, we are building a barn.


Serendipitous Day 1,822, 12:38


Marcus Corwin
Marcus Corwin Day 1,822, 12:45

Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

Thedillpickl Day 1,822, 13:00

Alright I'll pull out one of my better ones.

Rabbi, Priest and a Preacher go fishing. They accidentally leave their cooler on the dock. Priest says "Man I'm thirsty!". Preacher says "Yeah, me too." and gets out of the boat and walks on water to the dock. He chugs a Mt. Dew and waives at them. Priest says "I think I'll get a drink.". Same thing happens. Rabbi calls out "How'd you guys do that?". Preacher calls back "Jesus could walk on water!". Rabbi gets out of boat and sinks like a rock.

Thedillpickl Day 1,822, 13:01

Priest looks at Preacher and exclaims "I suppose we should have told him about the rocks?".

TumArda22ed Day 1,822, 13:09

i want q7 too 😃

helixer Day 1,822, 13:11

I say bring back the skinny dipping cucumber and make it a party!!!

Simulare Day 1,822, 13:18

Two guys in Romania decide they are going to build an online game.

The end.

Thedillpickl Day 1,822, 13:41

^^^ mccvii must at least have a runner up prize for funniest post! 😃:D

Silas Soule
Silas Soule Day 1,822, 13:41

Dyslexic man walks into a bra

K1tho Day 1,822, 13:50

where is my sock ?

Rican Day 1,822, 13:52

Happy B'day my friend !

I can't compete with obenitedang

shuan Lomer
shuan Lomer Day 1,822, 13:53

nice idea

klop123 Day 1,822, 13:57

Happy Birthday! ^__^

K Squared
K Squared Day 1,822, 14:08

On the internet you can be anything you want. It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid. Happy birthday dill!

Thedillpickl Day 1,822, 14:34

I am triangle man!

Rican Day 1,822, 15:10

Re: Last Person To Post Wins!

Postby Rican » Wed Nov 14, 2012 12:23 pm
Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate…

Re: Last Person To Post Wins!

Postby Thedillpickl » Thu Nov 15, 2012 6:05 am

Then I am capable of all things! None stewpider than I. :lol:

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