TC Tales of the Dead: Crucifixpandaninja
Synesi
I think it is important to break the silence about the secret war the eUS has been fighting. The public should be informed. Maybe this information will give us a chance of survival.
Some call it "The Rise of the Fallen", others "The Damn Z War". Whatever the name, the foe remains the same, the dead.
These are the personal accounts of some of our troops. I can only hope these accounts might help save your life.
Lt. Gen. Morrigan Alexandros
1st Lt. Crucifixpandaninja's story
As I walked the dark and bloody hallways of TC, with a survivor partner, looking for some way to escape due to the recent earthquake destroying the doors, I saw Captain Ethan Deluca walking toward me. I knew I had no choice. I put my hand on Jankems, my zombie escape partner.
"Jankems, you were awesome."
I threw Jankems toward Ethan and ran the other way. After running for over an hour, my panda paws were sore and I needed bamboo. I quietly went into the kitchen and opened the fridge to find that my stash of bamboo was gone. I almost fainted. Then I realized, there was one more stash...Morrigan's Dungeon.... I headed to the dungeon with a stick of celery in my hand, but before I got there, AQ had been turned into a zombie and was walking the corridors with blood all over him. He pushed me to the ground but, before he got to bite, I jammed the piece of celery into his throat.
Now, I had to find a way in without alerting all the zombies. I smashed open Morrigan's door to find barking...NO NOT ZOMBAY DOGGIES, but the great Morrigan appeared before me with her great whip. At her side was Minuvas with a rake. She handed me a trout. It was zombie survival time. In the corner of the room, was Necros, tied to a chair.
"Hows the bite?" asked Morrigan.
"How can you face this problem if your problem is your face?" he quoted.
Minuvas chuckled and Morrigan slammed a chair on him. Then, as dark shapes covered the windows of our door, we knew we would have to be serious. I charged with my trout flying up above me.
Did CPN survive?
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Comments
First!
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
I whipped those zombies!!!!!!!!!!
HAH I BEAT MORRI
OMG, I just almost fell off my bed. \o/ Thanks LTG Morrigan and 1st Lt. Panda... Poor Jankems 😉
LOL Panda \o/
You didn't beat me cause I am also TC Public Relations!! muahahaha.
;_;
"I threw Jankems toward Ethan and ran the other way. After running for over an hour, my panda paws were sore and I needed bamboo."
voted D
"NO NOT ZOMBAY DOGGIES" lol!! Epic Story is EPIC! x)
zombimofos!
Nooooooooooooooo, not Jankems 🙁
Cool.