Taco Land: The KT origin story

Day 5,536, 17:56 Published in USA USA by KingTaco


Once upon a time, in a land far, far away called Taco Land, there was a small but mighty taco honorably called King Taco. Upon this land was a taco stand. This stand was run by the kind and hardworking king, who made the most delicious tacos in all the land.

As word of King Taco's scrumptious tacos spread, more and more people began flocking to the stand to try them. Soon, the stand was so popular that it began to outgrow its original location. The king knew that he needed to expand in order to meet the demands of his growing customer base. With the help of his loyal subjects, the king began to take over other taco stands in Taco Land. Each stand he acquired was added to the King Taco empire, and the king's reputation as the ruler of the best tacos in the land grew stronger. As the king's empire expanded, so did his ambitions. He began to dream of creating a Taco Land where all the taco stands were run by him and served his delicious tacos. He worked tirelessly to make this dream a reality, and before long, he had succeeded in taking over all the taco stands in Taco Land.

The people of Taco Land were thrilled with the king's delicious tacos and the convenience of finding them at any corner of the land. And so, King Taco became the undisputed ruler of Taco Land, and his tasty reign continued for many years to come. As King Taco's reputation as the ruler of the best tacos in all of Taco Land spread, people worldwide began to hear about his delicious creations. One day, a group of businessmen from the eUSA came to visit King Taco and were so impressed by his tacos that they offered to help him expand his empire to their country.



At first, the king was hesitant to leave his beloved Taco Land and the people he had grown to love. But the businessmen convinced him that the people of the eUSA would love his tacos just as much and that this was an opportunity for him to share his delicious creations with even more people.

So, the king decided to take a chance and move to the eUSA to open a King Taco franchise. He brought with him his secret recipes and a team of his most trusted subjects to help him run the new location.

When King Taco opened in the eUSA, it was an instant success. People from all over the country came to try the delicious tacos, and it was soon the most popular fast-food chain in the eUS. The king was able to share his love for tacos with a whole new group of people, and it warmed his heart. Many years passed, and his empire became the largest taco empire in the world, but the king never forgot his roots in Taco Land and always made sure to give back to the community that had supported him from the beginning.

As King Taco's taco empire grew and grew, it caught the attention of the Federalist party, one of the most powerful political parties in the eUSA. They had heard about the delicious tacos and the loyal following King Taco had built, and they saw an opportunity to use this popularity to their advantage.

The Federalists reached out to the king and offered him a deal. They would help him expand his business even further, but in return, they wanted him to use his influence to help them win upcoming elections. Initially, the king was hesitant, but the Federalists convinced him that his tacos could be the key to bringing the eUSA together and uniting the country.

The king accepted the offer and joined the Federalist party. He campaigned alongside the Federalist candidates, using his fame and the popularity of his tacos to draw in voters. The strategy worked, and King Taco, along side his new Federalist friends, won the hearts of many.


Fin.



-KT