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Synesi answers Glove's Questions:

Disclaimer: I am mostly ignorant to current eWorld affairs.

Question 1: Why should I vote for you?

You should vote for me because I have the same cabinet as everybody else and I am more likable then the other guys. Also, I have more women in my cabinet.




Question 2: What are your thought on Romania, is it okay to go to war with them directly, even after all we've been through?

Yes it is. I have friends in eRomania, but if we have to, we will fight them will all our power. In the real world, playing against your friends is alot of fun, why does the eWorld have to be any different.



Question 3: Do you think we should rekindle with Canada, if not, why?

Nope. If they want our help, they can ask for it.

Question 4: Do you accept Dio as your one and only God Emperor?

Only on holidays and days of drinking.

Question 5: If you could bang any eRep chick, who would it be?
Yes.


Question 6: Who posed a greater evil in their prime, the USWP or S.E.E.S?

As a founding AMP member I have say this: USWP WAS SUPER EVIL AND THEY EAT BABIES,also pfeiffer pfeiffer pfeiffer. Any AMPer, former or current who says otherwise is a tool. Looking at you DrLuis. -smh-


Question 7: What will you do for D2 fighters such as myself?

I will give you the means to help yourself. Sign up for a military unit and click the fight button like everybody else.
(Mainly nothing though)


Question 8: Will you promise me a direct war, I grow rather tired of training wars and neutrality?

I'd give Serbia a poke. Let's have some fun and face a wipe.


Question 9: Will you let Pfeiffer in your cabinet, if not, why?

Pfeiffer gets shit done, if he is the best person for a job and he wants it, I would give him the job.


Question 10: What are your thought on Ronald Gipper Reagan?

I don't give him the luxury of my thoughts.


Question 11: How would you envision a world with an active Max Mcfarland II, a Josh Frost, and a Glove?

I've already seen a world without them. It's sorta like the current world, except with less articles and less old stories.



Question 12: Who was your most favorite eUSA president, why?

Hrmmm, I very much enjoyed the Colin Lantrip term, Operation Monkey Strike was epic for a new person such as myself at the time.

In more recent times, Civil Anarchy.

Question 13: What have you done within the last 30 days of value?

Absolutely nothing, but my cabinet will do ALOT...though if you elect me as president, I will do alot more and I promise to make everybody happy for long time. Because being president means that you have alot more time to take on new initiatives.



Question: 14: What do you consider your most monumental achievement here?

Founding the excellent training organization known as the USAF Flight Training program.
Also, I did once kick-ban Evan Wilson and possibly Firo from Avruch's room while Avruch was in the room. Ahhhh Nostalgia.



Question 15: Who would you reach out to in foreign affairs? Where do you see CoT going and do you think we really have a place in it? If so, provide examples of CoT and USA prideful moments/benefits.

I wouldn't reach out to anybody, mainly cause I would fire my MoFA 3 days into the term for kicks and giggles.

We can make a place wherever we go, we just have to commit to it. We will kick ass as a part of CoT, so yes I see us having a place in it, also shout out for Russia being awesome as a trial member i think.

Examples:
CoT: "Yo, USA y u not play Team Fortress wit meh?"
USA: "Dog, cause we got shit to do"
COT: "Like what?"
USA: "Banana"
COT: "lOl, USA u so funny"



Question 16: What are your strengths and weaknesses?

Strengths: I am writing a book on how to pick up eWoman that will be released if you make me PotUS.
I can type really fast on IRC.
I write good speeches, so expect some good propaganda WHPRs.
******I'm a Fed******



Weaknesses: I'm allergic to penicillin. I never beat Assassin's Creed 3. I prefer a controller over a mouse/keyboard for gaming.

Question 17: Will you join my harem?

Nope, I buy my women with gov money, just like everybody else.

Question 18: What are your thoughts on the JCS?

Until they decide to fight with USA priorities, I have never heard of the JCS.
Though, shout out to my "best" buds Heatherfuchs and Chubbzilla. Have fun explaining that one to the other JCS in the JCS only sub-forum 😉


Question 19: If you could change one thing in eRep history, what would it be?

I wish Phoenix was still around, they were an enemy worth fighting. Anything that came after is just a shadow.


Question 20: How many times have you watched Fight Club?

I wore out the first disk and had to buy another. Srsly.


Question 21: What did you think of this video?

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT VIDEO WAS SHOWN TO THE OTHER PEOPLE AND NEITHER DOES THE REST OF AMERICA!!!!



Edit 1700 eRep Time: Artela may or may not have linked the video in her responses. Our investigative reporters are on the case.
Edit 1654 eRep Time(TIME WARP!?!?!?!): Yah she linked it in her Artelaicle

Question 22: Am got meme?


Question 23: Do you think we should continue "Unity" Elections, if so, for how long and why?

Yes, I don't care if people are pissy about them. We will continue to use them until we are confident in our safety from PTO.


Question 24: Where did TERRA go wrong? How can we avoid this in COT?

Hell if I know. We just gotta be moar cooler.

Question 25: Will you give us a purpose? What do you envision for the eUSA?

A purpose? I am only CP for one month, wth kind of purpose do you think I can accomplish in that time frame? Dio knows that kinda stuff doesn't get passed on between presidencies.
I envision a USA that has a good time and is excited. If that requires a war, I will get you a war.

Well, that is my activity for the month, thanks for reading!