Strengthen America....NOW

Day 1,312, 14:52 Published in USA USA by Princefigs

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Greetings and Salutations America! This is Americas favorite rebel and free thinker welcoming you to another edition of

The Princefigs Report

Alright children, uncle Princefigs was sitting back and thinking today about this 50% off companies deal, the crisis in the country, and the new health rules when an idea struck me.

Being that one of the major problems that we are all experiencing is a shortage of weapons and food....why not do some GOOD with the massive taxes collected from us all? Why not start a program that will help solve that problem and make people happy?

I know, I know, government programs that solve a real problem and make people happy sounds like fairy-tale. In general, it is. But this time, children, grab your magical wand and fairy dust because Uncle Princefigs has the solution:

GOVERNMENT GRANTS

I can hear them now....the Multi fgts, Fake Marines (not necessarily the eUSMC), and Ian Von Douchebags of the game , " But Princefigs, (insert troll here) this will never work because (insert negativity here). (insert closing insult here)

Children, fret not, Uncle Princefigs is here to explain how this would work:
Considering that the admin have given us the ability to update/buy companies for half the normal cost of gold, we should take advantage of this by helping people buy new weapon and food companies.

A new weapon and food factory costs 10 gold right now. Land still costs 1,000 USD a piece.

Therefore, I propose that the government hands out 2,000 USD and 10 gold to all eligible eUSA citizens as quickly as possible. This would allow that person to build one additional food and weapons factory immediately. This would allow people to fight that otherwise cant due to having no food fights remaining.

1 new food company produces 120 Q1 food. Each Q1 food restores 240 health. Which equals 24 more hits. If the average hit is 1,000 influence on average, then we have effectively increased our influence per day of that one person by 24,000.

Using those numbers, if we supplied 100 people with these grants, then we have increased our daily influence by 2.4 million at a cost of a minor cost of 200,000 USD and 2,000 Gold.

If we supplied 500 people like that, then we increase our influence by 12 million a day.

Alternatively, we could take advantage of the half off upgrades option that admin gave us and supply people gold to upgrade their existing companies! We would end up granting people 10 gold and 1,000 USD to start a new company......OR.......10 GOLD period to upgrade an existing company. Which is better? That deserves a more detailed analyst. However, the idea is relevant either way.


Before the comment section gets ate up by negativity and trolling, let me show you, in three easy steps :

1 : Create or name a body to run the program (people with a good sense of judgement that are not clouded by bigotry or personal issues - A good choice would be someone like Hadrain X. A bad choice would be Pfeiffer.

2 : Create a standard of what type of player may receive grants (i.e. Current levels, strength, activity level....etc etc)

3 : Get the money and gold out to people fast as hell.

And thats it. No need to drown it in bureaucracy.

TO SUM IT ALL UP

Pros :
-We ease the food and weapons burden that we are facing nationally
-We increase the daily damage that we deliver as a country
-People rank up faster and thus increase their damage faster (thanks MaxKing)
-People see the government do something beneficial
-Other good stuff

Cons :
-More Spanish, Indo, Not so "Hung"arian, and other dead bodies on our soil
-Prices for food and weapons would likely recede some while RM prices may increase.
-Um.....?

Thats all for today, children. Please remember to vote and shout this article out if you agree.

Keep it real.