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Your friendly local editor has managed to obtain a few nice little appointments which, I hope, will help make eUK that little bit better.

- Following Mr Woldy's successful re-election, I have kindly been asked to serve as a Recruitment Office Journalist. We need to encourage newcomers (and oldcomers!) to engage in military service. Good for eUK, good for your patriotism, and, if handled correctly, good for your wellness. More on this very soon.

- I have managed to gain a post as Apprentice at the Ministry of Trade. Expect some further articles entitled "Trade Matters".

- I have been elected on the South-West Council as Councillor of Media. Expect some articles very shortly enticing your lovely selves into our wonderful region. Cornish Pasties, Cider and Q5 Hospital. Mmmm. Subscribe to South-West News if you dare!

- I will be working for the Ministry of Home Affairs (MoHa) as a Wiki Apprentice. Which will fit in nicely with other journalistic-y things.

Thanks to Mr Woldy, Government Ministers and the Regional Council (South-West) for these excellent opportunities.

Naturally, there will be continued work on behalf of the United Kingdom Reform Party from this Editor. I urge all ecitizens of a political persuasion to consider UKRP as a sensible choice for a fairer and more prosperous eUK. Articles forthcoming....

It's time to get the job done.