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Good evening eUK.

Tonight, as it stands, the United Kingdom has five battles on enemy territory, attacking the Spanish occupied Wallonia, the Swedish occupied Midtjylland, Norway's Vestlandet and in Lower Normandy.

Now, before you jump to any conclusion, please bear in mind that there is only one battle that actually matters out of all of these, and that is in Lower Normandy.

Now, the genius mathematicians of you reading this will have noticed that I listed 4 battles. This is because there are two battles in Lower Normandy (stop me if I'm going too fast), the RESISTANCE WAR and the POLISH ATTACK.


If you're confused (as anyone is right to be) wondering which battle, out of any of them, to fight in - the Lower Normandy battle(s) is/are the only one(s) that have importance.

There may be a lot of newspapers soon telling you which side to fight on in the Resistance War, and due to the fact that the United Kingdom occupy the territory you may think that the logical thing to do is fight green, but please, fight RED. And hear me out (or read the MoD orders) -

Despite a few disputes with the French, not only will it benefit them if they gain Lower Normandy back, but it will stop Poland from getting a border region with us, for now at least.

It's to be expected that they will end up occupying a border with the United Kingdom, but the longer it takes them, the better it is for us.



"Why not just simply fight Poland directly?" you may be asking. Well, aside from the co-ordination, we would have to spend more money and spread damage across two efforts - fighting green in the RW, and fighting the Polish in the attack. So we'd be utilising half of our damage for twice the effort, effectively.

This is unnecessary and a waste of our resources (which may sound strange considering the number of battles there are opened), so if you're going to fight anywhere, fight RED in the Resistance War of Lower Normandy.


Don't think of it as fighting the UK, whatever you do, because it's not.

We're helping France but we're also helping ourselves, with the threat of invasion becoming more and more real nowadays.



So, people of the eUK: fight for a French Lower Normandy in the resistance war, and fight for the defence of the eUnited Kingdom.


Difficult times are head, so let's get going, there's no other choice. Bob willing, we will prevail, in peace and freedom from fear, and in true health, through the purity and essence of our natural fluids. Bob bless you all.

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Digby out.