Still more Experience Level Race crap
Wilhem Klink
Disclaimer:
Usually I start an article on Tuesday or Wednesday and it slowly develops over the week and I spend a bit of time Saturday and finish it. I started this one late and it really didn't take off. I had lots of fun stuff to do over the weekend and didn't come back to it. There's probably less potential in it then I initially thought so I'm going to just dump it out and try something else next time. Its clearly not finished, but even with more effort, its not going to be very good. By process of elimination, one of these Experience Level Race posts is going to be the worst. This is probably it.
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As all Experience Level Racers know, the sports governing body is the Global Experience Level Racing Association of the World (GELRW). While its entirely possible to engage in the popular sport of Experience Level Racing without going through GELRW, only GELRW-sanctioned events earn points for the rankings.
Recently GELRW held a symposium on why players engage in Experience Level Racing. We're all aware of pyramid structures like the food pyramid
The GELRW has issued the eRepublik players' hierarchy of needs.
To drive home just how important the racing community is to eRep, GELRW issued the following Venn diagrams
Two race fans are engaged in an Experience Level Race :
TemujinBC - is the bottom of any pyramid
Wilhem Klink - the intersection of a five circle Venn diagram
The winner is the first to add 100 experience levels to their profile. Said winner gets to lord it over the loser, confident in their superiority as evidenced in an dizzyingly pointless 15-year old browser-based game that, for some reason, still has rocket factories.
And loser has to donate
The Starting point of this historic epic
Where the players stand after 18 weeks clicking away
The Big chart
Once again, four each; the lead remains 18
A running graph
Lastly, levels per week
Mood check: Tie!
Like kissing your (step)sister
Hey! Hey! I said just kissing, what the hell!
In the home stretch of this slow roll.
Sic transit gloria mundi
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Comments
No matter who wins you've both worked so hard at this arbitrary target for no good reason and i couldn't be prouder of you guys (except for all the times Tem used child labor and performance enhancing drugs ofc) keep up the good work!
Hey step bro I’m stuck
Help me out of here.......hey what are you doing?
*gasp*
I have no idea what this is referring to at all just to be clear o.0
Washing machines are very dangerous
Ladders too from what i hear.
Your propaganda is on par with the Chinese Communist Party.
We all know TemujinBC has already won this competition. You are just using "alternative" mathematics to make false claims.
WE ALL DEMAND YOU TO COUNT TEMUJINS LEVEL
WE ALL DEMAND YOU TO STOP COUNTING YOUR FAKE AND ILLEGAL LEVELS
This is definitely fake news.
This article? I agree! 🙂
lol 😍
I'll stop counting in three weeks. My final offer.
I've got 24 more levels to go, and you've got 8
I think you need to stop working in factories for a few days
Damn son, you pouring it on. I can't decide whether to match you or just let it slide for 2 more weeks
And the winner is going to get 🎈🎈🎈 🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
😃 😃
LOL , nice vin diagram ,
Perhaps too critical, but I laughed! Great article!
😂