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STATUTE Of "Tripod" alliance
Bangkok, 18.03.2014.
Alliance members:
Thailand
New Zealand

Clause 1
The main regulations:

With statute of Tripod alliance (hereinafter referred as Tripod) specifically are determined the name and structure of same, symbols of visual identity, look and content of seal, organization units, goals, conditions and the way of enrollment and ending of membership, rights and regulations and responsibilities of membership, their permissions, structure, method of choices and revocations, mandate durations and method of deciding.

Clause 2
Goals

Tripod is alliance of countries which have for a goal reaching total domination of Thailand and their allies, upgrading child’s profile and setting free Indian regions from Hindus.
Protecting all rights of all citizens, countries within alliance, their national and religious interests and freedoms.
Respecting human dignity, workers who work for minimal wage, child as only legitimate spiritual leader of alliance.
Protecting minorities, except from Hindus.
Protecting the pensioners who count their last days on Thailand and other members of Tripod.
Total gender inequality, women call all the shots, men are here to fulfill S&M wishes of gentler sex.
Protecting the environment
In order to achieve goals and programming principles, Tripod cooperates with everyone who are ready to accept the child’s supreme power.

Clause 3
Name and headquarters

Name of alliance – Tripod
Shorter name – There is nothing short in here
Headquarters – Bangkok

Seal and stamp
Tripod and organs of Tripod don’t have seal. We lost it not long time ago when we were fighting Texas, so Ubod got drunk like a wild beast and told everybody that a unicorn ate his seal. Also stamp.


Clause 4
Symbols

Symbol of Tripod is a picture of a man with pants down, showing his tool hanging out like a third leg, therefore the name of alliance. With this we are making a point that we have that…limb…that big so we can fight with everyone.

Clause 5
Public service

We are doing everything in public, on the streets, on the beaches…

Clause 6
Way of acting

Tripod is based on principles of complete dictatorship. Getting in alliance unequivocally you are accepting the rules, which child will copy to you and there is no way back. When we get you, Jehovah witnesses are nothing compared to us. We may look limp, but we are very…hard…speaking of rules.
Unity of Tripod is shown with program principles and statute.

Clause 7
Democracy

Members of Tripod, whose proposal is denied by majority, will be on every possible way belittled, insulted, ridiculed. We will tell them that they are fat bi*ches. Polemic discussions, complaining, whining are not allowed
and all other activities that could make members of main board engage in discussion

Clause 8
Membership

Member of alliance can be any country that accepts Thailand as supreme country member and child as a guru, spiritual leader. All members that are ruining the reputation and questioning all decisions which are made without them knowing will have to buy child’s war-combat stash.
Sitting on two chairs

Clause 9

Being a member in Tripod and in some other alliance is not possible. Members of Tripod cannot be part of manifestations, celebrations and attacks of some other alliance, unless before that they don’t get an approval.
Rights and commitments
Every member has a right to bring his experiences, tanks, raw material and bread into alliance. Bringing out those things is not allowed.