Squiddy's Journey to No. 10 Begins (TUP Presidential Candidacy)

Day 435, 10:01 Published in United Kingdom United Kingdom by Squiddy

Dear UK citizens,

It is with great honour that I announce my intention to run for Prime Minister of the United Kingdom on behalf of The Unity Party.

Currently, the United Kingdom is a great country. We always have been and we always will retain just a little bit of supremacy, just because we're British and we make the best tea.

It is of my opinion though, that as of late we have been under performing as a global power. As the recent revelation that the UK is the worlds most inactive country, in terms of total citizens vs number of votes in the previous Congressional Elections. The proof is as follows:



"An analysis of the most active eNations (those with the higher percentage of voting population) can also give us an idea of the situation in the eWorld.

The least active eNation is the UK (12😵 followed by the eCanada (13😵 and by the eUSA (14😵.

The most active nation yesterday, was by far eSpain (34😵, Hungary (28😵 in the second place and Croatia in third place at some distance with 23%."




As a fellow citizen and politician of the UK, I find this news unbearable. This is appalling by our own standards and we must not be allowed to continue this trend as a nation.

I have not been entirely oblivious to this problem, as I'm sure many others haven't either, but such hard evidence really does promote the need for action to be taken. I have been working on a policy in which to counter this situation, which comes in the form of a new Ministry, you will all find out more about this in the coming week.

Another area in which the UK is falling behind, is protection. I'm not a huge fan of ATLANTIS, it's stagnant and expiring. The ideas on which ATLANTIS are based on are fine, but in practice it's just not enough. I refuse to allow the UK to be a part of an alliance that allows members to abuse it's position and to use other members as blank cheques.

The current world situation is ATLANTIS vs PEACE. Alliances should not be formed as a means to spark wars and conflict but as a means of self-improvement and unity. This goes further than any military alliance ever could and asks for much more than ATLANTIS or even PEACE can ever provide.

An alliance should be made up of close friends, not distant relations. For that reason I am setting the wheels in motion to create the first truly united Europe. The first draft proposal of this alliance can be found here: http://docs.google.com/Doc?id=dfh555wb_6hs9zwbgx

With unity comes responsibility. With responsibility comes the power necessary to create a better future.

In real life, the UK is a reactive government. They wait for problems to happen then try to fix them. We need to be a Government that foresees the consequences of our actions, or rather, inactions and introduce preventative measures to counteract this.

If you're looking for a true leader for the citizens of the United Kingdom in these ever worsening times, I'm your man.