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Sports & Entertainment V.2

Day 1,901, 09:10 Published in New Zealand New Zealand by Dakota Leierer

This is Dakota Leierer bringing you the latest sports and entertainment news around New Zealand. Here is what's happening across the nation:

Sports News
- Wellington Day Two
- Wellington Phoenix get 1st win of 2013
- Kiwis at the Davis Cup
- Keirin Finals

Entertainment News
- Funeral for Sir Paul Holmes
- Spartacus: War of the Damned attracts U.S viewers

Jokes of the Day
Q: What is the difference between a virgin and a washing machine?
A: The washing machine doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you dump a load in it!

Q: What does a dwarf get if he runs through a woman's legs?
A: A clit round the ear and a flap across the face

Bungee jumping is like getting a blowjob off your granny, It feels great but for christs sake don't look down.

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