Sperry for President!! Now with audio file!
Day 963, 18:22
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by frankypicoto
Why should you vote for Sperry?
Because he has all the answers.
How can he have all the answers?
He just does ok?
Ok.
Fine.
So can you interview him for us?
No. But I can quote him.
Ok, what does he think about the economic situation?
"Calm your shit!"
Hmm..what does he think about V2?
"Just calm you shit ok!"
Wow that's an epic answer, I'll definitely vote for Sperry!
Good choice!
Calm your shit people or Sperry will get you!
Vote Sperry and he will tell you to calm your shit for free!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y11EwEPFbHM">Calm your shit!
Sperry is not actually running for president.
Anonymous citizen will remain anonymous.
Contact Sperry for your own "Calm your shit!" experience.
Because he has all the answers.
How can he have all the answers?
He just does ok?
Ok.
Fine.
So can you interview him for us?
No. But I can quote him.
Ok, what does he think about the economic situation?
"Calm your shit!"
Hmm..what does he think about V2?
"Just calm you shit ok!"
Wow that's an epic answer, I'll definitely vote for Sperry!
Good choice!
Calm your shit people or Sperry will get you!
Vote Sperry and he will tell you to calm your shit for free!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y11EwEPFbHM">Calm your shit!
Sperry is not actually running for president.
Anonymous citizen will remain anonymous.
Contact Sperry for your own "Calm your shit!" experience.
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Sperry says: Calm your shit
Sperry says: Calm your shit
Sperry says: Calm your shit
You know what to do.
Me: I'll take "Presidential platforms for 500, Sperry."
Sperry: "You know what to do."
Me: "What is calm your shit?"
You got my vote
Sperry says: Calm your shit
Think he is going to remain calm after he reads this?
Sperry is why i love Epic. It is so calm. Our shit that is
Only EPIC shit could be this calm.
That didn't sound right....
Has your eHusband returned the 2600g he misappropriated from the eCanadian V2 fund?
He is a silly goose XD
No salty, until your shit is at the appropriate level of calmness I'm not gonna return anything...
Hmm..and don't worry that was a joke, the part about me having any money cause really I'm poor.
But if my shit calms down too much, I need an enema. I DO NOT WANT AN ENEMA, DAMMIT!
After awhile it sounds like he is saying cum your shit
And, yes, it is me.