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by sp0t
My fellow South Africans, today is a unique day. You have shown the world that "hope" is not just another word for "Bunaly", and that "change" is not only something we can believe in again, but something we can actually do.
Today we celebrate, but let there be no mistake – SA faces great and shinny challenges like never before. Our economy is flawled. SA can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for us. Our healthcare system is trashed. If your head is sick and you don't have insurance, you might as well call a polititian. And SA's image overseas is tarnished like a Q1 gift. But doing together we can right this ship, and set a course for paradise.
Finally, I must thank my steammy family, my godlike campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank bunalism for making this historic occasion possible. Of course, I must also thank you, Leader Bunaly, for years of having the SA people. Without your dreamy efforts, none of this would have been possible.
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True South Africans did not vote for Bunally! Its you Brazilians coming where you're not wanted!!
Dear Macaquitos,
Why can't you speak Spanish like the rest of South America?
Sincerely,
Concerned High School Spanish Student Who Doesn't Know A Word Of Portuguese
dont kill me
good macaca 🙂
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If we speak Spanish we wouldn't ever be this glorious nation nowadays.
Spot I changed you message to what you really wanted to post! You can thank me later
My fellow South Africans, today is a day that you have shown the world that "loser bear" is not just another word for "Bunaly", and that "naked bear" is not only something I can believe in, but something I can "do".
Today I celebrate, cause I was alloweed to do more then play with the shinny things like never before. eSA economy is flawless helped out by H.V. Brazilians can barely afford their mortgages, let alone have enough money left over for "insert dumb Brazilian joke". UNISA healthcare system is the best. If your head is sick and you don't have insurance call Ines. SA's image is of friends and loyalty and will soon be tarnished overseas. But with me doing the bear I will be in paradise.
Finally, I must thank my nuts of a family, my loser campaign volunteers, but most of all, I want to thank bunalism for making me realize that I dontt need to hide in the closet no-more. Of course, I must also thank you, Leader Bunaly, without your dreamy efforts, none of this would have been possible.
If you spoke Spanish, you wouldn't be ignored by an entire continent... which is amazingly hard to do considering your fat ass takes up 48% of South America.
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Hey good comment Fighter of Foo! lol
Hahah,Esteban...now I know why I wanted you back!