Spanish eReligion in ePhils?! Varnishism?!

Day 516, 20:07 • Published in Philippines Philippines • by ElyzzaCarell

So most of the eFilipinos are already aware of these Varnishism followers and all these Guru Varnish thingies.

Let me just point out to one article that basically, more or less, started this varnishshitism thing...
http://www.erepublik.com/en/forum/topic/92659/varnishism-is-the-answer/1#post991711

If the link still doesn't work... pls copy and paste this to the address bar of your browser:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/forum/topic/92659/varnishism-is-the-answer/1#post991711

Since it seems like there is a problem accessing the link above, I will quote what it contains:

"To all the people in the e-worl😛
Yesterday, a major revelation took place at eSpain. The poor quality of most of our articles provoked the wrath of Guru Varnish, so He decided to punish us all by varnishing our press.
Fortunately, in the midst of Apocalypse some believers saw the light, and found the way towards e-Krhisna, guided by the almighty Guru Varnish. Varne-Krhisnas and Hare-Varnish flooded the streets of eMadrid, repeating the mantra as he taught us:
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Guru Meditation:
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DO NOT BELIEVE IN FAKE GODS!!! VARNISHISM IS THE ANSWER, FOR ONLY HIM HAS SHOWN HIS POWER!!!
PRAISE GURU VARNISH OR HE'LL MAKE YOU MEDITATE FOREVER AND EVER!!!"


Now, some psychos might think that I'm spreading the word, but in reality, I AM NOT DOING SUCH A THING.

What I wanted to imply here is the fact that this varnishitism started in SPAIN, and if you read the article linked above very well, the forum poster states:

"a major revelation took place at eSpain"
"punish us all by varnishing our press"

It is actually a lame attempt to cover up an error in eSpain's MEDIA.

I repeat, eSpain's MEDIA.

It has nothing to do with the Philippines!!! So why spread it here when it is purely NONSENSE IN ePhilippines eyes?

PLUS, Varnishitism DOES NOT ONLY SPREAD THE eSpiritual aspect, the leaders have their own psychotic idea of CONVERTING the entire Philippines into their own Varnishitism HEAVEN or HOMEBASE.

They have completely ignored our Intelligence, Morals, Dignity and Respect for our own eCountry!
They think we are easy targets just because we are still FEW and we are still a GROWING COUNTRY.

Read more about the eSpaniards' plans here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/hello-ephilippines-781579/1/20


To further demoralize our eFilipinos, they have also insulted an eFilipina, myself, in their wicked sense of humor by proposing an eMarriage in a vulgar public article, read here: http://www.erepublik.com/en/article/crio-genio-v8-s-emarriage-proposal-rejected--781575/1/20

eFilipinos, will you allow these eSpaniards to just take over our eCountry by spreading "a false eReligion with suspicious plots"?

eFilipinas, will you allow more of these eSpaniards to insult and degrade our femininity?

IMO, do not support these people!!!

When you vote, double check the people you selected if they're "spies" or "traitors", and NEVER VOTE FOR THEIR PARTY "Secta del Guru Varnish"!!!

COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR SHOUTBOX PEOPLE:

"DOWN WITH GURU VARNISHITISM!!!"

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UPDATE CORNER:

There seems to be problems accessing the article links so I decided to edit the article and post the "quoted statements".