Southeastern Hussars Infantry Troop Corp !
Day 545, 02:56
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Published in United Kingdom 
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by Horice P Fossil
JOIN THE SOUTHERN HUSSARS INFANTRY TROOP CORP
................................'THE SHITE HAWKS'..............................
The S.H.I.T Corp (Shite Hawks) plan on filling a gap we have noticed in the new Corp sceme.
If you can't be arsed to train,work,follow orders or fight we are the Corp for you.
If Sitting up to your arse in mud is not you thing JOIN US !
OUR PROMISE TO YOU:
We own no Companies,so we won't ask you to work EVER !
We have no command structure,no orders ever DO WHAT YOU WANT !
We will swap sides as many times as it takes to always be on the winning side GUARANTEED!
We have no entry requirement,anyone can join we don't give a SHIT !
We won't ask you to fight,seems like that would be alot of work F#CK THAT !
We will be LAST IN and FIRST OUT guaranteed !
(Hell,we proberbly won't even bother showing up)
So if the Army is not for join the S.H.I.T Corp (Shite Hawks) today*
(*To Join just send 10 gold to the S.H.I.T org and we promise not to bother you again,you can sit back safe in the knowledge that you have done your bit for the country.)
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................................'THE SHITE HAWKS'..............................
The S.H.I.T Corp (Shite Hawks) plan on filling a gap we have noticed in the new Corp sceme.
If you can't be arsed to train,work,follow orders or fight we are the Corp for you.
If Sitting up to your arse in mud is not you thing JOIN US !
OUR PROMISE TO YOU:
We own no Companies,so we won't ask you to work EVER !
We have no command structure,no orders ever DO WHAT YOU WANT !
We will swap sides as many times as it takes to always be on the winning side GUARANTEED!
We have no entry requirement,anyone can join we don't give a SHIT !
We won't ask you to fight,seems like that would be alot of work F#CK THAT !
We will be LAST IN and FIRST OUT guaranteed !
(Hell,we proberbly won't even bother showing up)
So if the Army is not for join the S.H.I.T Corp (Shite Hawks) today*
(*To Join just send 10 gold to the S.H.I.T org and we promise not to bother you again,you can sit back safe in the knowledge that you have done your bit for the country.)
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Get your S.H.I.T corp together Horrice.
Sounds hot. I'm in.
i like your style.
yay this S.H.I.T sounds good
Do I get weapons and tickets? ;o)
@ HazzN.
Why would you want those ?
So I can sit in my rocking chair on my porch and stroke my shotgun, whilst chewing on a piece of straw. ;o)
Huzzah for the Hussars! My P.A., Honey Gerhardt, tells me it's difficult to beat a column in the S.H.I.T.ters. (I believe she once volunteered her services for the King's Royal Donkey Wallopers)
wth
Get your act together, find a good damn commander. I may not be high rank, but i sure can get a group of men together and get 'em to fight like men.
Cpl. Jay Young