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Tere,

I noticed that there is not much articles in Estonia's media, so I decided to write one.
Here is some jokes and funny pictures to cheer you up. 🙂

Funny warnings:

- Directions: Use like regular soap.
Dial Soap

- Keep away from children
Little Ones Baby Lotion

- Take the pizza out of the plastic, then heat it
Big One Pizza

- Caution: Ice cream is cold
Hagan Ice Cream

- Warning to tourists: don’t laugh at the natives.
Highway 26, Idaho Falls, Idaho

- DO NOT EAT
Claymore Anti-Personal Mine


Picture of Claymore Mine, DO NOT EAT

Funny jokes

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn’t had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what’s wrong, and why doesn’t she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, “For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me, ‘So are you going to pay today or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’. When I get to work I’m late so the boss asks me, ‘So are we going to write this down in the book or what?’ so I take a ‘or what’.

Back home again I take the cab and again I don’t have any money so the cab driver asks me again, ‘So are you going to pay this time or what?’ so again I take a ‘or what’. So you see doc when I get home I’m all tired out, and I don’t want it any more.”

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, “So are we going to tell your husband or what?”

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A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, "I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness."
The man says, "Well, thank you. I forgive you."
The parrot then says, "If you don't mind my asking, what did the chicken do?"


Poor chicken

Funny laws:

Hawaii
- Coins are not allowed to be placed in one's ears.

Florida:
- It is considered an offense to shower naked.
- Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

Texas:
- When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone.
- You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times.

Nebraska:
- If a child burps during church, his parent may be arrested.
- Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.
- Doughnut holes may not be sold


a doughnut hole

Funny pictures:





Congress elections

Btw, I'm running for congress from Kirde-eesti from party called Eesti Liberaalne Erakond.
Vote for me. 😉

Jam Tzu,
ex-Minister of Lulz FI