Something is rotten in eNorway

Day 2,864, 05:44 • Published in Norway Norway • by DrJens

Norwegian officials are declining to respond to an alleged spamming occurring a few days ago. According to this article, at least a little bit of spam has been released.

Taulen who first found the spam has reportedly been hospitalized due to exposure. Rita Blomquist of Ullevål sykehus in Oslo cannot comment on patients directly, but can confirm that they have bought and installed a spam filtering system and have had it installed in one of their clinics.

After several days of silence, and uncertainty amid the population, the only confirmed statement we have gotten comes from the eRoyal eCustoms and eBorder Protection having released a statement regarding upgraded firewalls near common border passages.

We have also been in contact with the ePresidents office, whose spokesperson declines that there are any spam issues in eNorway at the moment, and that any spam found will be collected and binned.

In an email received by Taulen he writes: "I though it was just a small amount of spam, but it turned out that it must have been more than a kilo. I just couldn't handle it."

When being confronted with this information, we are yet again being turned down by the government, and reassured that it must have been a look-alike, and that said patient is disillusion, and will be treated accordingly.