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Someguy's Food.

Day 1,389, 03:27 • Published in Australia

• by NewtonSG

All of the food produce we see today look the same. So how do you know what is in them? You could be feasting on all kinds of horrid substances.

So today I am now going to release the official list of all the ingredients that go into my produce.

38% Grain
18% Venison (Intestinal track, bone marrow, vitreous humour)
13% Beef (Tail, ear, gonads)
13% Trout
9% Fruit (Strawberry Puree)
3% Cannabis
0.3% Cutis
0.3% Phytolacca
0.3% Ricin
0.1% Uranium
May contain traces of nuts, mercury and sesame seeds.

So when you see Someguy9123's food on the market, Buy it!

Someguy9123's foo😛 Now with 50% less chance of causing anthrax!.