So Are We Going to Attack France or What?

Day 476, 22:17 Published in Canada Canada by Dade Pendwyn

I mean, I thought this thing was gonna happen but I haven't seen anything in the media about it so it must not have. Gosh darnit! If this has indeed happened can somebody please point me in the direction of some war coverage? Preferably something with a git'er'done title like "WAR!" or "WAR WITH FRANCE" or "FROG LEGS FOR DINNER" etc...

Thank you. And shame on the Canadian media for their total lack of content on the subject.