SNP Party Program... for dummies!

Day 1,045, 15:39 Published in Switzerland Switzerland by JNArno

Hi everyone, it's me again!

Today, a small help to understand the SNP Party Program! By the way my good friends, The Leman Observer changed its name to The Denny Crane Gazette. This decision has been made to start something new here, with the help of Denny. Enjoy!



Domestic Policy



In the context of inward-eSwiss policy, we maintain a critical of all parties. We refuse to cooperate with people having another opinion of ours.

The SNP hate improvement of the political structures and the transparency of the heart but not of the wallet.

We're for sustainable eSwitzerland and a slender state, but we're aware of the necessity of bureaucratic processes. Therefore, we copied each word of the IRL Swiss Constitution and wrote a lot of laws that we love not to follow.

Transparency must be in all political processes -except sensitive areas- promoted and reflect the truth. Citizens shall always stay informed about the political course and the state finances through the continuous publication of state reports. For exemple, everyone knew that Russia did not give us 1k Gold but that it was a loan.

All members of the SNP don't hesitate to help and assist other SNP-members to win more money. The SNP support the principle of helping others if they do something useful for us.

Foreign Policy



The SNP stand united behind a neutral eSwitzerland and is against any military expansion, but it's not like if we had the choice, too bad Lichtenstein is not on the map, it could have been a long and nice war to win. We refuse all efforts to take over foreign regions for economic reasons or other pseudo reasons. Except the three eSwiss regions Deutschschweiz, Graubunden and Svizzera italiana need eSwitzerland no more regions. The sovereignty of other eNations shall not be violated, luckily, they all fear our power.

The neutrality of eSwitzerland is a joke, but no one wants us to help them, so we don't really have the choice.

eSwitzerland should be a neutral platform for rival states to fight, like eHungary passing by without saying hello to go to eFrance. eSwitzerland must remain for this sensitive function always looking for the one who offers the more money and serve the powerfuls.


Economic Policy



Flat-rate tax which lacks any fundamental and rational arguments are acceptable and only leads that the GM are unnecessarily richer and richer by exploiting the eSwiss and selling in other countries. The eSwiss tax decisions should sound reasonable and primarily be made in favor of big enterprises (BE). Therefore is the SNP consequently for individual taxation.


Remember where you are: Denny Crane is watching!

BEs form the backbone of our economy and shall be protected by any means, the other should not exist. These measures must never be reviewed.

Social firms which primarily serve for work integration of long-term unemployed and young workforce is matter of the private sector and shall be promoted and regulated from the state. The state should only in extreme case of need set up and manage social firms without compete the local industry. No one should touch our money, and the state should never sell anything to save the BEs.


Defence Policy



The SNP finds useless Mutual Protection Pacts (MPP). Even if in times of war all diplomatic efforts have been exhausted, eSwitzerland should never propose MPPs as a military answer for national defense or defense of an ally. People would win more XP and more Treasure Map, this is not possible.

The eSwiss militia army, we understand as a defensive arms. Under no circumstances, the eSwiss militia army is allowed to act as a political actor, or acting independently or on their own account, we have laws for that, laws that we like to rewrite when something is threatening the SNP.

Armor material shall be purchased primarily from the private sector through one-time or term-contracts therewith the private sector is stimulated and wins more money. The state should never set up and manage defense firms: it'll compete the local industry.





Here you are, I hope that now everyone understand better the influance of the Party! On the next article, I'll show you how good Walthy and Cliffy had been for this country.

See you!

JNArno - just another citizen

PS: What's my name? DENNY CRANE!


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