Snow Problem
Day 2,303, 06:33
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Published in USA 
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by Hazelrah
Well, it's that time of year.
No, those aren't seeds in some kind of fruit.
You see, North USA has a problem with its snow.
They're called snow fleas.
Snow fleas are also known as springtails because they use a phallic projection on their underbellies to launch themselves into undesireable positions.
In order to help cure North USA of this terrible infestation, we must melt all the snow with rockets and bombs.
Fight for your country Americans!
Wipe out the snow fleas!
No, those aren't seeds in some kind of fruit.
You see, North USA has a problem with its snow.
They're called snow fleas.
Snow fleas are also known as springtails because they use a phallic projection on their underbellies to launch themselves into undesireable positions.
In order to help cure North USA of this terrible infestation, we must melt all the snow with rockets and bombs.
Fight for your country Americans!
Wipe out the snow fleas!
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lolwat
Never eat a yellow snow
Voted for the inherent entertainment value of lulz propaganda.
This is incredible. o7
LOOOL!
that's ok. We will wipe out ya bonuses