Slight Confusion
Barroom Hero
There seemed to be some slight confusion as to the "joke" part of the contest, no problem,
I will explain a little better, see the arrow up top? See My name and the flag next to it?
Thats where the article at, so that is the "butt of the joke" this article. Picture below explains.
I did not plan to do a follow up the very next day
and will not be doing them this consecutive in the future,
but while the contest is still fresh in my subscribers heads I wanted to
point out that the "prize values" went up, and further explain the joke rules
for more details refer to original article.
Confused what this all about?
well its probably too late for top prize this round, but never for next round,so
go here and learn how to join the action
moment of hotness
moment of hotness for all you anime fans
Comments
Who wants a moustache ride?
i do i do
give me free stuff!!
Q. Why don't polish women use vibrators?
A. It chips their teeth.
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship?
A. Put it in water.
lol sorry about the original moment of hotness, guess it was a little too racy for tinypic, so i had to change it 🙂, 1st 2 prizes sent
Polish jokes = fake history of poor childerns
Thanks for the food prize.
Oh yeah and the replacement hotness moment works for me.
@ Nutaharion I am in no way singling Poland out, this just happened to be the locale of this article, the last one was in US and the next one where be somewhere different and it will be their turn.
Im just trying to have a good/fun contest where EVERYONE can have a good time
I got Gold.
@ John Largo: How will we arange that moustache ride? 🙂
my joke: Polish women like mustache rides. lol at myself for such a pathetic joke. 😉
How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
By turning off the carousel.
What do you get when you cross a lion with a Polish woman?
I don't know.
Well, I may not have been one of the prize posts, but at least the schnozzberries still taste like schnozzberries.
"Well, I may not have been one of the prize posts, but at least the schnozzberries still taste like schnozzberries."
lol that was going to be the phrase (quite possibly the best line in movie) but decided against it, so we got the one we using meow
An American is walking down the street when he sees a Polak
with a very long pole and a yardstick. He's standing the pole on its
end and trying to reach the top of it with his yardstick.
Seeing the Polak's ignorance, the American wrenches the pole
out of his hand, lays it on the sidewalk, measures it with the
yardstick, and says, "There! 10 feet long."
The Polak grabs the yardstick and shouts, "You idiot American!
I don't care how long it is! I want to know how high it is!"
Joke prize sent to Sir david