Six Truths About Life.

Day 1,423, 20:08 • Published in Canada Canada • by Donna Rush

Six Truths About Life.

1. You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility due to the tendons within your neck.
2. All idiots, after reading #1, will try it.
3. And discover that #1 is a lie.
4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot.
5. You will soon share this with another idiot.
6. There is still a stupid smile on your face.

I sincerely apologize about this, but I’m an idiot and I needed company….