Six Tanks and Nowe Make the Difference in Gyeonggi-do
Arjay Phoenician
Russian tanks were the difference in the liberation of Gyeonggi-do.
I looked at the numbers for the recent victory by resistance forces in the South Korean capitol region of Gyeonggi-do at Zhunder, and the statistics and graph tell the whole story. A helluva story at that.
Most of the RW’s in the aftermath of the Japanese invasion were rather uneventful affairs, with the South Koreans slowly regaining their conquered regions, some wins, some losses, but those sticking it out in occupied lands were doing what they could. Until the last hour of the RW in Gyeonggi-do, it was no different, with the Japanese building up their wall to over 100,000.
That’s when the Russian tanks rolled in, and when it was all said and done, the wall was down, the resistance defeated the Japanese by over 60,000 damage, and Gyeonggi-do was back in South Korean hands.
The numbers in this RW are absolutely fascinating. All of 36 participants worked to liberate Gyeonggi-do, compared to 135 Japanese and their comrades, but, man for man, resistance combatants caused over five times more damage than the Japanese, 6162 to 1188.
Six Russian tanks rolled in over the last hour and not only won the day for the resistance, but won convincingly.
Derp won the RW medal with 34,225 damage.
This has to be deemed a major setback for the Japanese war machine. At the beginning of this month, the Japanese had shed their Righteous Nation image for the sake of wars for amusement. With a new regime headed by danyeo, a military built by former president Dokomo, and an army of trolls lead by TheReverendSeanV, Japan had transformed from being a sentinel for honor and neutrality to just another country looking to bully its neighbors. After a few narrow wins over one of the smallest countries in the world, the Japanese, largely assisted by EDEN powers like Croatia, took control of the peninsula with five attacks in two days, leaving South Korea a mess, most of her regions in foreign hands, her infrastructure and economy decimated, and most of her people either stuck in Japanese-occupied Gyeonggi-do or seeking refuge elsewhere. Leadership was seen as missing-in-action, and strong criticism filled the vacuum. Japan had figured the war was over, there were even retrospective pieces in the Japanese media. Sure, let the South Koreans whittle away at other regions where only 12 or 13 people live, they’ll never retake Gyeonggi-do, thus they will never restore their country and always remain at heel.
My Dio, did their hubris bite them in the backside, or what?
Over the weekend, South Korean President Peter De LusionisT Bae put the controversial MPP with Russia, the one voted down by the National Assembly, back on the table, and it was approved unanimously. If this move did nothing else but buy South Koreans time to regroup with some degree of security, it was well worth the money.
The suddenness of regaining Gyeonggi-do, however, not only causes this writer to smile in glee for the restoration of our capitol region and for giving the Japanese a dose of comeuppance, but it causes me to wonder what comes next for South Korea. Did Russia send those tanks to the region as a completely benevolent gesture, or are they going to want something in return for their investment of gold and manpower? While I don’t consider this MPP a step toward membership into Phoenix, the fact does remain that we now have two MPP’s with Phoenix members, will other countries start looking at us in this light, or will they see us as a small country just trying to keep the bad guys from wiping them off the map? This has been a war of slow escalation, primarily because the Japanese underestimated people caring about this country, first they attacked with little help, then we got the MPP with Germany, then they got the help of the Croatians, then we got the MPP with Russia; are the Japanese going to continue to up the ante, perhaps summon their buddies in the Brolliance, the United States, to cover their tails if they want to continue to pursue this war of convenience? What started out as a chance for Japan to play bully is turning into their worst nightmare, a war with a superpower; are Japanese who were laughing at South Korea this time last week still laughing?
The six Russian tanks deserve to be on the recor
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Derp
Smirnoff
momot
romool
Sergj
Sodiaan
It also needs to be on the record that one of my favorite Japanese trolls, Nowe, fought for the resistance. It’s nice to know that, having cited “Arjay Phagnician” as Reason #3 for the Japanese declaration of war against South Korea in a recent article, he will be waking up this morning under the South Korean flag. Excellent job, Nowe, your countrymen will be proud of you. Because of your efforts, this article will be advertised around the world, and you will be forever known for your actions at our most pressing hour. Fought nine times, did all of 71 damage, less than 8 damage per; it takes a degree of dedication to discard your weapons and just fling yourself against the wall over and over and over again. I think the best part is his shout yesterday:
We let some regions go for congressional elections. But fight GREEN in all the current battles!
Nowe apparently fought red. Job well done.
With less than eight damage per fight, Nowe is the poster boy for Japanese machismo.
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"...it takes a degree of dedication to discard your weapons and just fling yourself against the wall over and over and over again. Job well done."
Thank you for this Monday morning laugh. 😃
22 Subs from MMM, Let's see if I can help get you there a little quicker.
Thanks, Tem. I advertized in the Japanese media, I'm sure they'd love to read the heroic exploits of their favorite son.
Phoenix is with you!
;w; stfu I got confused.
TemujinBC is THE GAME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic0xMxlUme4">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ic0xMxlUm[..]lUme4
If you consider this at all epic you really haven't looked at many battle stats
Derp won the RW medal with 34,225 damage. <- BH medal, alfa got RH medal
also, wat? You're pretty dumb, considering I fought red first due to miscommunication/misunderstanding. It's -71 because I spent my gold fighting green and shooting down my initial damage.
lrn2battle.
Japan saved some fights to the end too but obviously it wasn't enough...
You fell for al-Fagrem's fake orders? Say it ain't so...
No. I feel for Vorph fighting for Red. Wasn't paying attention. Clicked that side. ;w;
Then I noticed it and was "LOLSH**"
Pretty funny though. I feel like a retard yet accomplished at the same time. xD
Do they teach color identification in the Japanese army?
Hehehe
BTW the loss of Gyeonggi-do and the Russian MPP just means we'll shift to plan B...petitioning the admins to annually relegate the 3 most useless countries to make room for new ones. Expect both Koreas to be deleted immediately and replaced by better countries like Kyrgyzstan or Palau.
Sounds fair....at least eJapan comes with us.
Great job on the win guys, but one thing still concerns me:
"7 tanks > the citizens of a nation"
This notion is inseparable from this game: it matters not how many people, or votes, or guns you have. You may even be right (or you may not be), but none of that matters. THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IS GOLD. He who has the gold makes the rules, and with gold available at the swipe of a credit card, the rich continue to dominate every aspect of this "New World".
Once again, congrats to eSK for retaking your capitol. Hopefully, once this war is over, things can return to normal.
~ Geno Garon
Poor Nowe, yes I noticed Vorph has done that a few times in the past, tho it seems purposeful on his end.
You are right Geno, money talks. Does make you wonder what the ppl running around on the forum and the IRC do, doesn't it?
Well, I guess all I can say is congratulations for getting your capitol back South Russia
North Korea is already South Russia...these guys are soon to be Peninsular Russia
I have reached the understanding that you like small boys tied up in basements, is that correct?
C-c-c-combo breaker!
I enjoy that you're hailing people, several of who would have undertaken offensive acts that you would detest. But hey, hypocrisy is nothing new for you.
VIVE LA LIBRE NIGER! Instead of some damn stupid Koreas it would be better give us eNiger and eGabon...
GIVE US BACK OUR PEANUTS!
Don't join the Russians...those tanks were all the same person.
Don't join the Russians...those tanks were all the same person.
Trufax
never-resting japanese kindertrolls
For the record, I woke up this morning under the North Korean flag.
As much as I disagree with this war, it seems to me that eSouth Korea is switching from one uninvited overlord to another of their choice.
What eRussia will expect in return in yet to be determined.
That being said, congratulations on the victory.
So, the Russians are heading south. Hokushin!
I guess corea prefers Russian slavemasters to Japanese leaders.
>Well, I guess all I can say is congratulations for getting your capitol back South Russia
Because Japan, AKA East Croatia, won all its battles unaided. Right.
There is no such thing as an "unaided battle" - regrdless of what people will tell you.
At the end of the day, what remains important is the eventual cost of this "aid" - whether it was requested or not.
>There is no such thing as an "unaided battle" - regrdless of what people will tell you.
I'm well aware of this. That was, in fact, the very point of my leaving a comment.
@eLeSDe: VIVE LA LIBRE NIGER! x2
It's time the admins deleted the Koreas, as well as Thailand and Philippines (which have become mere instruments for the USA to cockblock Indonesia), and started filling in some of the goddamn giant empty grey CONTINENT chock full of RESOURCES and PEOPLE known as Africa.
>I'm well aware of this. That was, in fact, the very point of my leaving a comment.
There's a difference between foreign fighters doing 40%-50% of the damage for you vs. having 6 Russian tanks doing nearly all the damage for you.
Then of course I'd like to ask, wasn't Arjay some 3 to 4 weeks ago blasting the Russian MPP? (or am I mistaken?)
sub 992
>There's a difference between foreign fighters doing 40%-50% of the damage for you vs. having 6 Russian tanks doing nearly all the damage for you.
You're right, there is a difference: winning and losing.
Russia, out of self-interest, will keep South Korea free of EDEN influence, while Japan (AKA East Croatia, America's Pacific Scum Dump, or Land of the Rising Dumb) if it were able to get what it wants, will wipe South Korea off the map. This isn't the King Kong of logical conundrums. South Korea's choice is obvious.
Elgrand, why don't you and your "pals" give him subs all the way up to 1000, we know you can do it.
Couple of folks summed up my feelings!
Better an eRussian puppet then an eJap slave.
eJapan gave us war, destroyed our infra and pushed us to the edge of annhilation!
They polarised the region by surrendering Kyushu and they pushed us into taking a side by attacking us.
The most sensacionalist newspaper of erepublik.
@Kitchen Sink "Because Japan, AKA East Croatia, won all its battles unaided. Right."
Hey, half of our government regularly takes orders from the eUSA Forums (some even admit it), so can we at least have an honorable mention of that?
"...America's Pacific Scum Dump..."
Oh, well, that was mean...
@Alfagrem
"They polarised the region by surrendering Kyushu and they pushed us into taking a side by attacking us."
True, but didn't Dokomo got some award for "eRepublik Political Blunder of the Year 2009"...? The non-"eUSA First" side of eJapan generally considers that a disaster, especially since eChina liberated Heilongjiang via Resistance War anyway (give 'em more time... they'll free Liaoning, too).
Eventually Asia will boot the eUSA out of Karnataka and we'll be completely free of all these foreigners.
PS--Nowe should know better than follow Vorph's lead.
>Brolliance
Required listening to understand the TRUE NATURE of the Brolliance:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgX[..]gXcQ
That's what it's about, people. The deep-seated love between two countries, eAmerica and eCanada.
<3
I have yet to see an official charter that includes all those other nations of eAustralia, eIreland, eJapan, etc. 😛
@Angrr
You seem to have the right of it, from what I can tell. At the moment the neutrals are following the leads from the Pro Russian Block.
Southeast Russia is best Russia. I see no South Corea, only Russia.