Should We Surrender?
Jack Flufferton
America, things are not looking good. We have lost 33 of our original 51 regions. We may be down to just one high-productivity region - Pennsylvania - within a few hours. Wages have been destroyed. The value of the dollar continues to fall. Switzerland, North Korea and Canada have all been destroyed, although Canada is now back on the map. Asturias and Central Greece are being targeted, and if PEACE wants them badly enough, they will get them within days.
While I don't trust eRep's stats completely, one can get a quick, general idea of the economic situation. eRep says the US has 936 companies left, only good enough for seventh place worldwide. In contrast, Indonesia has 3421, Hungary has 2407 and Russia has 1066 companies. We can tax the living piss out of those 936 companies (although many aren't active), but it's not going to cut it.
Our GDP isn't in any better shape. We rank eighth with 1238 GOLD, but Hungary, Indonesia and Russia have a combined GDP of 18,000 GOLD...
The real kick in the nuts, if it turns out to be true, is that Spain messed up and lost 16,000 GOLD. Shit. Shit, shit, shit.
It makes most sense to cut our losses, try to get a high grain and oil region back and rebuild. I don't see a huge difference between 51 states and 25 states, other than it would take longer to conquer 51 states. Without a formal government of our own, we won't get in on any of the tax money. Organizing ourselves, and especially new players, would be significantly more difficult as people may be spread out over four or five occupying countries populations, not to mention the diaspora populations.
We really need to surrender...but should we?
EFF NO!
Seriously, could you live with yourself if you gave up in a computer game played with random-ass people? This is a game, not real life. Nobody is going to get hurt if your homeland is destroyed. Sure, your hard work might be destroyed, but that only adds to the fun and the drama.
Don't take our losses so hard, they're just better at either cheating or spending real money to buy GOLD, and better at growing the GOLD they do have. I admire their dedication to the game - it's very impressive to see people who literally do nothing but spam comments in articles 20 hours a day and track our every movement, learning more about us than we know about ourselves. Luckily, through this conflict we have learned the importance of educating ourselves for the time we regain world prominence. When that happens:
Comments
Never surrender!
Yeeeehaaaaaaawwww!!!
your wellness should be zero
Rofl, Jack, I seriously thought this was going to be an article about why we should surrender... and then you brought up the second half of the article. Funny stuff. 😃
On a separate note entirely, I can't believe George W. Bush got caught giving the finger. ... Oh, wait, this is George W. Bush we're talking about here. Nevermind. XD
That's one of the only positive things he did while in office.
voted.
No, you shouldn't surrender. It would make this whole putting-you-in-your-place thing so much less fun.
Longbaugh, tell Nico I love him. :V
Don't be a silly person Mr. Longbaugh. This is just a game and it will take more than losing a game to change the current USA mentality.
Jack Flufferton:
Unfortunately, that's a photoshopped picture...
Lol I like the pictures and nice article btw voted.
@KLO:
So are the chicks on the covers of magazines, but they're still hot.
"No, you shouldn't surrender. It would make this whole putting-you-in-your-place thing so much less fun."
And that's all the proof we need that you take the game too seriously.
Longbaugh, you are obviously very witty and intelligent. Explain the whole "putting us in our place" thing, please?
@ Turd Ferguson
I don't know what you're talking about; I'm an American in RL. I was strictly speaking WITHIN the game.
These patriloltic articles makes me laugh.
Hey, where are the best economy and army of entire eWorld?
Should i ask to Harrison?
texas has been conquered a long time ago... you should have picked another picture 😛
[sarcasm] and yes... most of us are actually, spending real life money to buy gold in order to feel great!!! YEAH!!! it's feels great to spend real life money in a game full of bugs and perfectally flawed!!! [/sarcasm] (well... mos of us aren't at least...)
@ mcvii
Eh, I'm tired of explaining it over and over again. Go to my paper, it's all there... except the last article, because admin deleted it after some puny American reported me for joking that the United States was the most obese nation on Earth.
Voted just for the pics.
But yeah, also, good points on not giving up. Its a game, lets see if we can mount a comeback.
"patriloltic article"
Could some one translate that? Patriotic, perhaps?
Keep fighting until the last man drops!
No.
Haha, NO SURRENDERING! We should all get our friends to help out though. Just think how many more people we would have if we did!
Jack you have great articles but I just hate that picture of the guy from The Office....I dont know what it is...I just hate it lol
Perrin, I feel your pain. I think it's some sort of self-punishment thing, since I see it way more than anyone else.
I can't decide which is more funny jack's article or longbaugh's post: "I don't know what you're talking about; I'm an American in RL..."
We will come back
Knock off the fight-to-the-death jazz. That kind of pride is foolish and dangerous. The world needs the US, even if it's only a fragment of its former self.
To be true, this pass the US has come to is the result of months of reckless foreign policy, xenophobia, negligence, and gross underestimation of her foes. I will never say the US deserves to be wiped off the map, but Americans and the world could certainly dissect the US's recent historical actions and learn a thing or two.
nice sentiment... but I'd be a bit more selective about who represented me.
Lots of people play their characters in a country that they do not live in in real life. Anyone think of that? What's this crazy nationalism about ?
Arjay, what's the harm in playing out the game/war until its end? We can learn life lessons and still fight to the death here; they're not mutually exclusive.
seriously ... you should surrender 🙂)))
f'them'all 😁) ... you'll get out of this in a moment ... eRO is cooming to get HU 😃
LMAO!!
Right now, most of the eUS is all or nothing.
Some countries just dont understand what it means to never give up.
Fight to the end.
I won't be subservient to a fat, cheating, PEACE nerd no way no how.
If we never surrender, then the losers that comprise PEACE can never ever say they defeated the US... just our land.
Fight to the end! Die to the end!
NO SURRENDER! We go down fighting. Lets make them work for every inch of US soil.
Pamin@ Sorry, patriLOLtic.
Hahaha great article man. I was about to unsubscribe until I saw the second half. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN ABOUT!!! WHOOO!!!!!
The loser's way out - claiming losing a game is no real loss because it's just a game. If it's such a meaningless game why waste your time on it at all then?
I know it's hard for many people to reconcile their country's position in the real world with its potiion in eR. Also the citizens of many declining eR empires find it hard to believe they are no longer among the mightiest eNations. And these are the people who quit.
eUSA should not surrender. It should fight on and be saved in the last minute by those who opposed Uncle Sam and scrabman's regimes, by fresh blood untainted by partisanship and ATLANTIS arrogance, by people who have learned the lesson that who rules by the sword dies by the sword.
Fight on and may eGod have mercy on you, because we shall have none!
And by the way those who have been totally PWNED don't get to surrender/capitulate/give up - the other guy decides when it's over and how it ends.
Annasassets is a very nice website 😃
We waste time on this game because it's fun to play, Grakulan. There's no reason you can't play hard but put things in perspective when things don't go your way. $50 bucks says if you tell your grandma you beat the eUS in a computer game she would tell you to go shut up, fuck yourself and go do some homework. Grats on the win, boys.
Great article! Voted and subscribed.
Lt. Scheisskopf
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