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SHORT PINOY JOKE: English Class

Day 2,321, 09:46 • Published in Philippines Indonesia

• by kadayao

* ENGLISH CLASS*

TEACHER: In my class, I don't want to hear you speaking Tagalog. Is that clear?

STUDENTS: Yes Ma'am.

TEACHER: Ok, let me know you names first. *Points randomly at the first row* What's your name?

STUDENT: My name is Earlyseven Strikeland Neverbroke

TEACHER: Wow! Are you FIL-AM? *Filipino-American*

STUDENT: No Ma'am. It is the English Term for my Real Name "Agapito Hampaslupa Dimagiba"

- a little salute to Mr. Dimagiba 2.0 wherever you are