Shocking news: vingaer marries Lavanche!
Day 812, 13:00
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This just in. Vingaer, the former EDEN HQ Minister of Foreign Affairs and a long-time Polish representative in EDEN, has committed an act of unprecedent treachery, and married Gabriel Lavanche, the former Vice Supreme Commander of EDEN. The ceremony was held in IRC at 12:00 eRep time on #lavanche<3vingaer on Rizon network. Approximately 50 people were present to witness the horrifying event, in which the now announced husband and wife vowed to become married for all of eternity.
The event was disturbed by the emergence of Cerber, vingaer's former love, who stormed the weddings and cursed the wedding couple to hell. The crowd was shocked and some vomited.
Security camera footage of Cerber beating Lavanche in the corridor
I managed to get an interview from the bride and groom shortly before the wedding. You can decide for yourself whether to believe in the following or not.
Avec: Lavanche, you proposed vingaer when you were skunk-drunk FFS! Why in God's name are you still here and going through with the ceremony?
Lavanche: *krhm*, I need your word no one else hears about this?
Avec: You can count on me.
Lavanche: I tried running away, I bought a moving ticket to Australia but shoot tracked me down and brought me back. Days went by when I just stared at vingaer and thought what I nightmare it'll be to get married with her. I tried to get out and leave the country several times, but everytime someone from the HQ found out and stopped me.
After that revelation Lavanche fell to his knees and started crying. I thought I'd leave him alone and went to vingaer, who was fitting her dress in the backroom. I decided not to tell anything Lavanche had just said to me.
Avec: So, vingaer, how do you feel about the marriage? What'd you think Lavanche thinks right now?
vingaer: Oh I so love this! Lavanche was so dear and lovely when he proposed me, I could so clearly see the love in his eyes. After that, he's been constantly looking at me so adoringly, and sometimes he goes out secretly from the house, he says it's his job, but I think he's been arranging a gift for me. I can't wait to see what it is.
Avec: I can hardly wait to see it myself. This truly is a destined marriage.
A card Lavanche tried to send to vingaer but which shoot's agents intercepted in mail.
After that, I went on to start the ceremony. Wedding organs began playing, and the ceremony began. It took only about 15 minutes to end, and after that the now wedded husband and wife signed a wedding contract in the forums. The contract can be read here:
http://www.erepublik.com/en/forum/topic/166155/marriage-between-gabriel-lavanche-and-vingaer/1
I wish happy days and lustful joys for the couple.
To the bride and groom!
Lavanche and vingaer after the wedding
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Avec, the priest of the ceremony
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Now i know why is vingaer in top of EDEN managment.
ccc <3 poland
SHOCK!
All the best!
I ELOVE YOU LAVANCHE <3
Aww. :3
IMPEACH !!
congrats 🙂
v
haha damn... erep is becomin so serious 😃
Good job avec 🙂
Cheers!
fap fap fap
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I'm so happy for the both of you!
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It's so retarded.
Mein Gott!
Pertamaxxx
Vote 🙂
czekamy na dzieci 😃
lol
Ludzie, trochę uśmiechu. Powaga zabija powoli. Gratuluję młodej parze!
Who cares? Omg I'm rly in shock !
WPISUJCIE MIASTA - PRUSZKÓW
LOL
will they have babies through the internet? maybe through IRC?
KRAKÓW
Congratz! 😃
It's shocking. It's FASCINATING. It's completely 'cool story, bro'. Is it a very first episode of eRep's 'Bold and beautiful'? How many episodes you plan? What should I do to NEVER ever see such article again? (eyes removal is not an option)
DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO DIO
Konstancin i jego bogactwa kuhwa ! o/
you can try to develop a sense of humor ;d
BOAT CITY!!!! Meh want dance with bride
Tremade: I do agree.
Lacking words. Teh drama! Teh drama!
Soap Opera: Fruit of Eden is getting started! 😁
Właśnie. A oczepiny były? ;P
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Na którym kanale ircowym jest wesele?
WARSZAWA
ale zenada 🙂
ale żenada kupować konta co nie MV Anarchy?
MV Anarchy popieram. To się dzieje z ludźmi dla których Windows został jedynym oknem na świat 😉
Czy tylko mi to przypomina 15 letnie dzieci hajtające się w Tibii ?? 😛
Mają ludzie pomysły na nudę eRepie 8O
Dejot
nom okropna, prawie jak slub w gierce w internecie 🙂
tak ogladajac zdjecia ludzi, zenada tez byc anemikiem 🙂 bycie daltonista to choroba,dlatego to pomine 🙂 Ale kradziez to tez moim zdaniem zenada i to wielka 🙂
It's so retarded. - umarłem 😃
hehehehe, vote.
Shocking, but still so sweet. Congratulations to the newly wed's... 😃 - Votado.
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Congratulations vingare :d
drama, drama, drama ;p