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Apparently, Rhianna wasn't the only one who visited Cote d'Azure (France) this week. One of eBelgium's most known and oldest politicians Shadowukcs was spotted planking (?!) somewhere in the suburbs of Marseilles. Although, he claims that this has never happened, we have a photo to prove opposite!

In order to prove that 'Old Dog Splash' is still following latest trends, I myself traveled to Varna (Bulgaria) and repeated what was once done by the Master of planking - Shadowukcs


In addition, eAustralian President Majester used planking as an encouragement to conclude a new Treaty with eArgentina. I say 'Luck Aussies!






Hot News! eRepublik guys, be aware! There is a 'eladies night' tonight at the club 'Essential' eLatvia. It is known to us, that more than 120 eLadies are about to visit this event! This includes ex-Queen of Belgium mittekemuise, who was seen by many fans on her way to eLatvia via eEstonia; eSerb super-warrior Lady Lily; and Macedonian Princess Emily. So guys, this is the place to be tonight!







Freezing news had come to eBelgium! Apparently, eSerbs sent Nikola Savic11 to help the little nation. This bright 'persona' came as a savior to eBrussels and requested its people to seize any power to him. He promised greener grass and lighter sky, while using fancy 'google translator' lexicon. The eBelgians were happy that finally salvation has come and free bread + weapons will be available to all citizens. Our new self-proclaimed el-Presidente promised full eSerb support in a war against eIreland, which will start as soon as he 'officialy' gets his mandate. Nonetheless, eBelgians are a neutral creatures and do not want any accidental or forced military interventions. Therefore, PainApple Newz went on an investigation. The results were shocking!
Only eSerbian friend Nikola Savic11 has is Savic Nikola1.. If this isnt weird enough, then the friend has only 12 friends, from whom one is called Nicola S, a Montenegrian citizen. Coincidence... we dont think so. The investigation is still ongoing, so the results will be available in one of our next issues.




Our anonymous informer told us that the ABC heads of government held a secret meeting in Helsinki, which is still held under eEstonian flag. The aim of this meeting was purely simple. Just to celebrate eEstonian president Gta4pk hamster's 3rd birthday. Funny enough, eLatvian president Kaspars09 was too drunk to leave the party by himself; moreover, on his way back to home, he attempted to sexually harass his driver, puked all over escorting policemen and peed on eBelorussian Monument of Freedom. Rough night you say. Well the morning was even tougher. Poor guy was put up for an impeachment, which was supported by the majority of Congress. Hence, zeibis89 took the office.




Other News in Short

eLatin America is still combating guerrillas and illegal q5 food smugglers.
ePoland remains Huge.
eRussia is releasing its wild bears to fight Westerners.
eFrance... what eFrance?!
eAussies still love Indonesian Kangaroos and random planking.
eUK is plotting an evil plan to enslave Irish leprechauns.
eNorway is trolling trolls.
eChina hates ePaki food.
eIsrael is waiting for eSyria to be put in-game.
eCyprus is pleased with the eTurk undivided attention.
eSpain still struggles with eAmerican Pilgrims.
eHungary still has cheapest food.
eGermany just doesnt feel like trying anymore.
eBelgium remains neutral.



If you have any interesting stories, information or facts, feel free to msg the 'Old Dog Splash', if it appears to be interesting enough, it will appear in next issues.