Senior Moments

Day 1,549, 07:56 • Published in Serbia New Zealand • by mortalbeta

Last one I've quit the game. Hope you've enjoyed my articles along the way - Mortalbeta

Talk about a Senior moment

Several days ago as Ken left a meeting at his church, he desperately gave himself a personal TSA pat down. He was looking for his keys. They were not in his pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly he realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically he headed for the parking lot. His wife, Diane, had scolded him many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. His theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. Her theory is that the car will be stolen.

As he burst through the doors of the church, he came to a terrifying conclusion. Her theory was right. The parking lot was empty. He immediately calls the police. He gave them his location, confessed that he had left his keys in the car, and that it had been stolen.

Then he made the most difficult call of all, "Honey," he stammered. He always call her "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen."

There was a period of silence. He thought the call had been dropped, but then he heard Diane's voice, "Ken," she barked, "I dropped you off!"

Now it was time time to be silent. Embarrassed, he said, "Well, come and get me."

Diane retorted, "I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car!"